Findings:

• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• When life gives you demons...
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Life is not supposed to work like Dawson's Creek
• when i hold you near
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• Last minute Thanksgiving vegetables when life is unpredictable
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• Stoned music memories
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• But can you still cry like a child?
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• When you blow out like a dead star
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• she may hold life
• Entenmann's Special Edition Ultimate Crumb Cake
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• What if the universe is like the Game of Life?
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• imagine that when you die you relive the last few seconds of your life
• The night when I felt like speaking my mind
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• War is hell but men like it
• Skim this life but never live
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• hold my hand when i cannot see
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• When life changes forever
• It feels like my life is out of sync
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• Life is like a boat
• Life, or something like it
• When life gives you shit
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• i like my body when it is with your
• There Are Days When I Leave My Life Next to My Black Boots
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• When I get like this
• when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• Like When a Pill Goes Down Wrong
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• But life is subjective.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Hot pursuit
• But I Like You
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• like you're blind but still can see
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
• In quiet corners of the world, death clings to life in a hopeless embrace, but it cannot hide its stench.
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• Cake Like
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• When the Dancer Holds the Sun in Her Arms
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
• Hold Me Like You Need Somebody
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• Warning: This cake looks more like meatloaf
• we are built to hold on, but the world is about letting go
• I will not spend my life like this
• What life after death will really be like
• Life is easiest when living on the lawn
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Mere thoughts of a life like that
• When life gives you lemons
• When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• When Life Agrees With Us
• Life is Like the Ocean
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• When your life has become a Radiohead song
• When Life Becomes An Acid Trip
• I am superimposing on life, tipping scales like fate's hands
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Butt hinge
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Not really by the rules, but...
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child

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