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• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• How do you write like that?
• just because they never bothered to really do
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Why birds fly in "V" formation
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Why do women like motorbikes?
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• What to do when your car breaks down
• How do ya like them apples?
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• Do like you oughta, add acid to water
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• It seems like the right thing to do
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Eye contact at a distance
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Ground rush
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• I do not like doctors
• Things to do when technology gets here
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• Trip Like I Do
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Why men like women's breasts
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• What to do when your brakes fail
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• I like my breasts the way they are
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• Now you do what they told ya
• I do not particularly like the Simpsons
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• Do You Like My Tight Sweater?
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• What do stars do? They shine.
• And her legs went on forever, like staring up at infinity
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When you cut yourself shaving
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• With him it was always like
• I'm always breathless when you call
• I do not like the radio man.
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• What do theorems look like?
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• The goggles, they do nothing
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• i like my body when it is with your
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• My kisses, they do not fade
• When I get like this
• They hum like angels
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• People will do anything stupid if they read it on a sign
• I can do shit with my legs
• How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
• Your legs are like threads of cotton, though much thicker, and filled with weevils
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
• B Battery
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• They always jump off the east side
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• People don't flail when they die
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• Like a dog standing on its hind legs, begging for attention.
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• Men did not always like large breasts
• Do you like me?
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• The night when I felt like speaking my mind
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• Asking people what music they like is rarely useful
• When In Rome, do as the Romans do
• What to do when your husband comes home
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• When you kill people they die
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• Where I go when I masturbate
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
• some summers they drop like flies
• Why do we always whisper in the dark?
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• Do they care it's Christmas time?
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• When you blow out like a dead star
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Why I like my old car that always breaks down

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