• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Feed Dump
• online girlfriend
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• Fuck me harder
• Not me
• Me So Horny
• Beer me!
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• Portland, Maine
• Add Me On
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Underneath the spreading chestnut tree, I sold you and you sold me.
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Byzantine comes to visit me
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• the african violet you gave me
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• I like you; do you like me?
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Real Me
• A learned man came to me once
• What Do I Do With Me
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Soldier, soldier won't you marry me
• What the contents of your bookshelves mean (to me)
• A Better Version of Me
• Show me the mask that you hide beneath the mask that you wear
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• Tickle Me Elmo
• Spare Me a Little of Your Love
• I carry this bullet with me every day
• Dead Like Me
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Take me to your leader
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• You to me are treasure. You to me are dear.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Me!! (user)
• The teapot whistles to remind me to sing
• Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
• let her take me, feed on me, devour me
• me and mr. wallace
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• unfinished (like me)
• Don't Make Me Think
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• She Blinded Me With Science
• Please God, make me a stone.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Group and dump
• Some observations on getting a girlfriend
• Schrodinger's Girlfriend (node_forward)
• This is my truth tell me yours
• Me and a Gun
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• My first comet
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• Where organized religion lost me
• I wanted you to want me
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• Send Me
• full bottle in front of me
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• "me too" product
• pingouin, will you marry me?
• My inability to effectively express my thoughts is driving me crazy
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• She just looks at me
• A conversation between me and god
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• Beauty surrounds me
• Excite me
• Blind me with your 1000-watt smile, baby
• Come fly with me
• Let Me Fish Off Cape St. Mary's
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• all pictures of me are this exact shade of red
• Freeman and me and the rest of the world
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Red Dwarf insulted me
• There's a certain silence driving me mad
• Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• gothic me (user)
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• You talkin' to me? (e2poll)
• She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
• Globalization and Me
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• To the revolutionary that is slowly dying inside me:
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• He taught me how to smoke
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• STOP MUTING ME (user)
• Me And Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last Night
• Lies my physicists told me
• Show Me your Crits
• Click me (user)
• Imagine Me
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
• Asian Girlfriend
• What Me Worry (user)
• The shape of me and other stuff
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• Build Me Up Buttercup
• For me to hold
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Touch Me
• you lied to me
• You Do Something To Me
• quoting statistics won't impress me
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Ah, Leave Me Not to Pine
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• things that scared me this week
• People without spines annoy me.
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• Jenny Kissed Me
• chris me (user)
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Somebody once asked me...
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• So help me God
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• /me (user)
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• ignore me (document)
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Pandora sent it to me, C.O.D.
• You know you want me, baby!
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• ender will save me (user)
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• ME ME (user)
• her hate keeps me warm. her shadows keep me guessing.
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• Desire Me (user)
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• Notice Me

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