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• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Look at me, I am moving on
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• All I want for Christmas is to be cooled
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• She only wants me for tech support
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• Tell him, she told me
• what I want and what is expected of me
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• They want me for a focus group!
• They Don't Want Me
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• I want you inside me
• What the scroll in the cave told me
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• Intrepid Traveller and His Band of Merry Pranksters Look for A Cool Place
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• You know you want me, baby!
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• The stone that told me
• What the dust told me
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Intrepid Traveller and His Band of Merry Pranksters Look for A Cool Place: episode 2
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
• She only wants me for sex
• Wake me up if you still want me
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• She just looks at me
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• I Want You to Want Me
• You say you want to help me
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
• Look siad me Be like me
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• She looks at me and she laughs
• Please please please let me get what I want
• I want your hands on me
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• Lies my physicists told me
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Look with me at the stars
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• He taught me how to smoke
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• I was me before being me was cool.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• How Do You Want Me?
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• The phone rings, and then you look at me
• Let me dream if I want to
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• The way you look at me gives me butterflies
• Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
• She told me to say that
• February wants me dead
• If you told me this never happened
• boss i wish you had told me
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• lies the cheesemonger told me
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• I told her the driftwood looked like Spain
• Lies My Teacher Told Me
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• The time my father caught me having sex
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• the way you don't look at me
• I wanted you to want me
• She loves me, she loves me not
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• The Killer Inside Me
• Convince me to become a Pilot
• Tell me of the nature of love
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• You and Me
• Love Me Tender
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• It reminds me of melancholy, and vice versa
• Breathe on me, Breath of God
• This sea is killing me
• Lie With Me
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Piece Of Me
• You only love me for my whitegoods
• She is still undoing me.
• Your giant squid are precious to me. Did you know that?
• Come on Take Me for a Ride
• She saved me from Hylas' fate
• Cool Ideas (nodegroup)
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• URLs are cool now
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• cool security scanner
• Pages of Cool for July 2001
• give the devil a kiss from me
• Up In Smoke
• Yet another guide to being cool
• Why we smoke
• My sweet, charming kid is a bloodthirsty and feral killer! Cool!
• Clan Smoke Jaguar
• Smoke ball
• My father
• Land of my Fathers
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• Pictures of my father
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• After searching for my mother's name for twenty years, I realized I also did not know my father's
• what I really want
• Of Sigurd's avenging of Sigmund his father
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Father's Field
• Are you sure you want to paste these records?
• The audacity of my father
• Mossad want ads
• Look out Haskell, it's real!
• When all you want is help, and all you receive is pain
• Look the other way
• I want to forget you
• Oh, oh, look at my redeeming honesty
• Not Wanted on the Voyage
• Today, after love, I looked at my lover
• I Want to Be Inside You
• The Girls Want to Go to a Nightclub
• What do theorems look like?
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• I want my brother back
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Bounty Hunters Wanted! (document)

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