Findings:
- There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
- Why aren't there any female Jedi?
- How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- Spawn of Nature Trail to Hell (in 3-D): or "Oh, Nurse, there's a noder in my KY..."
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- Ghosts 'n' Goblins
- There are monsters in my head, under my bed. Stop.
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- There is no violence or enmity in the Lego universe
- Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
- The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
- Japanese Ghosts and Demons
- Ghosts 'n' Goblins: Pretty Much the same Thing as Sex
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Is there any port wine left?
- There is a ghost of murder in your blood
- Are there any scientific alternatives to evolution?
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- any way, shape or form
- If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
- Never Yawn or Say A Commonplace Thing
- Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
- There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
- What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- Ghost? Demon?
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
- There's a Monster in My Closet
- To say "Hi" or not to say "Hi"?
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- For there is no rule without its exceptions; and hardly an age without its monsters
- There is no deal with the demon
- there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- Do or do not, there is no try
- "A Boston Ghost Story" or "Advanced Ouija 202"
- Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
- Be there or be square
- There you are
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- The three rules of vampire hunting
- vampire fangs (user)
- anies (user)
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
- Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
- Creatures 3
- a creature built of words
- Demon Internet
- King of Demons
- Diary of a Drug Fiend
- The Kind Ghosts
- Ghost in the Chatroom
- Ghost Manor
- Red Ghost and His Super-apes
- A Ghost is Born
- Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
- Ghost of Blue Bell Hill
- Goblin Tinker
- The mama and the dancing girl, unfurling
- Darius Mama (user)
- The Golden Turkey Award for Most Ridiculous Monster
- The Monolith Monsters
- War of the Monsters
- Flying spaghetti monster
- rock nest monster
- Red or Blue Pill
- more or less
- Windows 95/98 - an OS or a virus
- Am I in love or still on crack?
- Spring Break, 2000 and/or Frank, revisited
- Does toilet paper go bad?
- Ready or Not, Here I Come
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
- Eleven or One
- Estacada, Oregon
- Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
- Disengage Quickly or the Seams Will Become Transparent
- exhaust or muffler repair
- Vancouver Stanley Cup Riots
- An American in Tours
- America: love it, or leave it
- Live or Die
- at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
- Are you more an R2-D2 or a C-3PO, robosexually speaking?
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- The Seven (or so) Deadly Temptations (e2poll)
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- It's too late to say you're sorry
- Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
- Things the IS people would love to say out loud
- An introduction to my inside selves as they say goodbye
- I say to you: Make perfect your will.
- In defence of the right not to say the Pledge
- They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
- White guys who say "-izzle"
- There is no windchill at absolute zero
- beyond the veil of nothingness there exists a sea of poets, judges all
- Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
- There's a Hole in my Bucket
- A drug that gives instant orgasms
- There are not enough hours in the day
- Is that table really there?
- there (user)
- Once there came a man
- Were there a god!
- and there was this girl
- There is a finite amount of information in the universe
- Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
- There is no answer; there is no question
- Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
- There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
- there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
- There were no clouds. I prayed for lightning.
- There is no such thing as color
- whatever gets you there
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- Any time! Anywhere!
- Are we there yet? Pandeism and transhumanism
- Lil Kid any werrr (user)
- Tom: The Uncool Vampire.
- I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
- Vampire Population Ecology
- Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
- shaggs the vampire (user)
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- Why the police aren't going to find your stolen TV
- X-Com Creatures
- Demon (user)
- Pulse Demon
- dope fiend move
- Pac-Man Ghost Personalities
- THE RABIES GHOST
- Ghost Rider
- Ghostface Killah
- The Crimson Ghost
- Ghosts in the Suburbs
- another ghost (user)
- Ghost Hunters
- Mama: presence
- Mama, You Been on My Mind
- Mailbox Monster
- hopeful monster
- Monster Bash
- Give Her To The Monsters
- Love & Monsters
- Portland, Oregon
- Win, Lose, or Draw
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Miracle of Science or Wonder of Nature?
- Ball Hog or Tugboat?
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- Get busy living or get busy dying
- Life in the American business world
- you fall or fly every second
- Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
- The shifting bohemian district of Portland, Oregon
- Arthur, or the Decline and Fall of the British Empire
- Why putting ~/bin or . in your $PATH is a bad idea
- Mad World, or my weekend in Afghanistan
- If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- ROCK or STONE_root (category)
- Teutonicism or Germanism: a same-concept-different-word thing
- Die Hard 4.0: Live Free or Die Hard
- Shit or Go Blind
- beneath a woman or behind a stone
- Say Anything
- How to say "I love you"
- No one seems to listen to what I say
- say please
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