• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• You're the man now, dog!
• Lost and Found in Gunflight Metaphor
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• He Was a Crook
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• Technology that gets lost between now and Star Trek
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• Sugar and shit in the same bag; she lost the battle but is winning the war
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• Lost & Found
• Baby, Now That I've Found You
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Things I'll do now that he's gone
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• The sloe was lost in flower
• Now that was a scary ending
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Music was better in the old days
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• At least he was gentle
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• Once I googled your old screen name and found web pages you made in high school. Are you married now? Is that why you haven't called?
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• lost and found
• Found sleep and, now I know tired
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• ScanDisk found lost clusters
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• My Heart is lost, What Can I Now Expect
• That Was Then, This is Now
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• The Dog It Was That Died
• More than he was willing to give
• I married him because he was not mean
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• Now it was personal
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• All he left her was alone
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Lost and Found Sound
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• Now he dances to bring her back.
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• The day I found out I was a guy
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• Lost Dog Cafe
• How to get free clothes in places with Lost & Found boxes
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Button-Bright is Lost, and Found Again
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• Lost Dogs
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Lost and Found (user)
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• He smiles but it's not real.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• In Your Heart You Know He's Right
• He gave her a daisy
• For a moment he smiled
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• He's milking the apples
• lost in the noise
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• the tyranny of lost loves
• The time I've lost in wooing
• It is easy to remember you, lost in the music
• Lost Property
• The day she lost the light
• Love's Labour's Lost V.i
• Child Lost In Iraq
• the lost sky-line
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• The Lost City of Z
• Now more than ever
• Now that we're being so open and honest

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