My washcloth is like my vagina

created by junkpile

(thing) by junkpile (2.7 y) (print) ? 4 C!s I like it! Tue Jul 18 2000 at 19:16:34

I currently have no practical use for it, but I keep it around just in case.
Maybe I used to use it when I was younger; maybe it came in handy, I don't know.

Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it	I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on	I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt	Feminine hygiene products never cease to amaze
You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up	If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina	cum rag	When lovely woman stoops to folly
Climbing cherry trees when I was younger	Chasey Lain	I can't have an original idea anymore	Researching the girlie region
The Vagina Monologues	Slippery When Wet	vagina	I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
DXM hangover	Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu	Beaver Hunt	Ender's Game
J'accuse	This node does not make sense	for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf	Hi, I masturbate. Shake my hand.

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