Findings:

• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• You've Been Dumped
• New Girlfriend
• Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
• Timor mortis conturbat me
• talk to me not the computer
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• Are You the New Person Drawn Toward Me?
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• What is wrong with me?
• Just don't expect me to understand
• What the rocks taught me
• Jenny Kiss'd Me
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• Make me one with everything
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Ah, Leave Me Not to Pine
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• things that scared me this week
• People without spines annoy me.
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• Tell me about your faith
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• Away to me
• Saint of Me
• Look with me at the stars
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Pedro and Me
• He brings me books like flowers
• The Girl I Left Behind Me
• Drink to Me Only With Thine Eyes
• Give Me the Splendid Silent Sun
• utell me (user)
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• You gave me your hand, I gave you my fist
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Je te tiens, tu me tiens, par la barbichette
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
• The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• You talkin' to me? (e2poll)
• you shoot me honest volumes
• Let me dream if I want to
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Too
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• /me misses ushdfgakjasgh
• hex dump
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• You're not the boss of me
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Feigning smiles for me
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Fuck me
• Why didn't you listen to me?
• customers don't trust me
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• send() and recv()
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• If you could see me cry
• Sweep me up
• What a Shame About Me
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• All this poochie moochie on Everything2 is making me sick!
• My grandmother gave me
• let me hate for you
• A scent that threatened to disperse me in particles of hope
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Mr. T and Me
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• They Don't Want Me
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• Word Me!
• You are precious to me. Did you know that?
• Right. Me and Herman Melville
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• Without Me
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
• Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
• Love me for calling you stupid: a thought for activists
• On your feet. Fast and free. Follow me.
• me mate dave_root (category)
• Remember me, I used to live for music. Remember me, I brought your groceries in.
• Bleed Like Me
• its me (user)
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Arrr, I `ave a dreamlog, me harties
• Give me something worth reading
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• They love me in San Francisco
• girlfriend
• online girlfriend
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Cut me a switch, boy!
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• you make me think of death
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• stop calling me
• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• you ain't seen me.. right?
• Signs the cosmos sends me through traffic
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• Don't tread on me
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• And They Believed Me!
• There is no real me
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• She just looks at me
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Take it from me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Far From Me
• A teddy bear deity bestowed upon me a curse of apathy
• Take Me Back to Tech
• The Night is Darkening Round Me
• For me, to live is Christ and to die is gain
• this city wasn't built for me
• Point-Counterpoint: Gay men are always hitting on me
• Tell me what to dream
• Kiss Me Baby
• Thank you for not knowing me at all, Captain Shallow
• I did not approach people; people did not approach me
• The music that makes me think of New York
• My northerliness allowed me to see bears
• O Come and Mourn with Me Awhile
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• Coyote pups running around in the tea-colored rain, and the gypsy's kids hypnotized me.
• ME IN LOVE (user)
• Me Hearties (user)
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• You to me are treasure. You to me are dear.
• your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
• talk me (user)
• CHICKZ ME (user)
• Let me not to the marriage of true minds /Admit impediments
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• Some observations on getting a girlfriend
• So Sue Me
• What an artist the world is losing in me!
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Mes-
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• She approached me with some vague line
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• Forget Me Not
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Me, with the goddamn piccolo!
• Me Chinese
• Be gentle with me
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• On the subject of me losing my shit
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Country music videos confuse me

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