This writeup is an adaption of a game on the Brunching Shuttlecocks web site. Their version works using an HTML form: you choose your answers, then click a button to see how many you got right. Since that is not an option here, I have simply posted the answers at the bottom of the writeup (I have of course written original text).
This is an extremely simple game. Below is a list of names. All you have to do is decide which names belong to one of the 80's toys known as My Little Ponies, and which names belong to real-life, hardworking porn stars.
The names :
- Sweetie Pie
- Heart Throb
- Misty Rain
- Lucky Star
- Ruby Lips
- Cherry Treats
- Honey Rose
- Daisy Sweet
- Sunshine Blue
- Love Melody
- Chocolate Delight
- Green Eyes
Appears in "Breastman's American Butt Search". Not a Pony.
This one's a "So-Soft" Pegasus Pony. Not a porn star.
Well, there is a pony connection: she starred in "Tracey at the Sex Derby", as well as "Strap-On Sally", "Foot Fetish Fantasies #2", "The XXX Files".
Porn star. Star of "Pure Milk #2". I'm guessing it's not as wholesome as it sounds.
Starred with her sister in ... no, wait, this one's actually a My Little Pony!
This was a "Sweetberry Pony". Apparently it smelled like cherries.
Honey appeared in "Lethal Squirt". Nice.
Easy... or misleading? Nope, plain easy. This was another Little Pony with a scent. This time, it was perfume.
Another easy one. This sweet Little Pony starred in... "Fresh Flesh"?? Nope, this one's a porn star.
This is a tricky one. She's actually one of the "Twice as Fancy" Ponies, though it's hard to think of a more stereotypically porn-star-sounding name.
Chocolate Delight does it with a straw, baby, because Chocolate Delight... is a "Soda-Sippin' Pony", apparently. Ok, so this is a more porn-star-sounding name than Love Melody.
Another tricky one. This was actually a porn star who featured in "Hispanic Heatwave". Sounds so innocent, doesn't she?
If you did better than 9 out of 12, I'm guessing you're probably either a porn-lover who actually reads the credits (I'm impressed!) or a My Little Pony collector (you sicko)
Adapted from the excellent Brunching Shuttlecocks 'Toys' page at http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-pornorpony.html
Update, March 17 2002
Anark kindly pointed out the My Pretty Pony writeup to me, which shows that at least some of the toys mentioned here are not actually My Little Ponies at all, but a strikingly similar product made by Hasbro. I briefly considered adding a "My Little Pony, My Pretty Pony, or Porn Star?" section to the quiz, but quickly rejected the idea on the assumption that if it truly matters to you whether or not the toys were My Little Pony or My Pretty Pony, you're probably fairly serious about miniature plastic ponies, and you're not going to find this quiz at all amusing anyway.