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• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• Run around like chickens with their head cut off
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Full screen anti-aliasing
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• Chill like an penguin and drink like a lush: A back to school nodermeet and toga party!
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• With him it was always like
• The Girl Was a Guy
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• Sheila dashes madly into traffic as Euros flutter down around us like injured butterflies
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• My Girlfriend's Head Is Full of Air
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• The realization that you are hopelessly alone is like searching for the glasses perched on your nose
• why girls like assholes
• I like women with shaved heads
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
• Getting nervous around girls
• Japanese elementary school children
• Fuck like crazed weasels
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• If I was beautiful like you
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• What if architecture was like web design?
• Head so full my mouth won't shut
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• Satan's School for Girls
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• this girl I was in love with
• I was one of those girls
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• In the old days girls like this sat on rocks in the ocean
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
• The Girl with the Sun in her Head
• Woodward School for Girls
• You hit the nail on the head and the nail was directly above my heart
• If you fuck around with nature, nature will fuck around with you!
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• PS 195 Elementary School
• I dropped out of school to do ecstasy full time
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Art School Girl
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Boy, You Fight Like A Girl
• and there was this girl
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• not like the other girls
• Head Like a Hole
• like you put stars in the hole in my head
• Overanalyzing promotional posters around school
• Ikeda Elementary School
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
• floats, skips, and loops, and unbelievable long shots full of disappointment
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• Art School Girls of Doom
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Throws like a girl
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• I got a girl in the war, Paul, her eyes are like champagne
• Bromley High School for Girls
• Wrap tin foil around your head
• Passing the baby around like a peace pipe
• Kendall Demonstration Elementary School
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• I dropped out of school to smoke pot full time
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• It seemed like all was mostly bullshit
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• Seattle Girls' School
• St Paul's Girls' School
• You need trepanation like you need another hole in your head
• Like a Hole in the Head
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• elementary school
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• I was never any good at maths at school
• Galatea was a bookish girl
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• leaves spiralled around us like a benediction
• Songs to get stuck in your head: a mix cd
• Wilson Elementary School District No. 7 of Maricopa County v. Superior Court In and For County of Maricopa
• Fuck like bunnies
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• Alone amongst a head full of voices
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• School Girl Crush
• Stella K. Abraham High School for Girls
• There once was a girl named Irene
• What It Feels Like for a Girl
• Damn, girl, you smell like hibiscus
• Giving a mix tape to a girl you like
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• big shit head (user)
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• Amphetamine Gobbler_root (category)
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• I remember, there was one
• Men like large amounts of kinetic energy
• The Day Earth Was Born
• Wine that tastes like sour Kool-Aid
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Walk Like an Egyptian
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
• Don't beat around the bush
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• wrap around
• The sky was green today
• her arms around me
• In like Flynn
• Was it Love, or Obsession?
• Floating around in a sea of milk clinging desperately to a Cheerio
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• Selected examples of ice melt around the world
• Was Charles Darwin a Social Darwinist?
• Why I Like the Soviet National Anthem
• Hitler was an artist
• Tying a sweater around your waist to make a weird kind of kilt thing
• Saki wa imasen
• Huddled around the story as if it were a fire
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• Emergency Burger King maneuver, or: Sliding around a Tri-Met bus
• out like a light
• When I was ten years old
• Reel Around The Fountain
• I was a free man once, in Saigon
• Clowning Around
• As You Like It II.i
• Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
• Children are the same all around the world
• Like a Rolling Stone
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Abort Once Around
• I don't see like you
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• around three a.m., things broke
• Like Water for Chocolate
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• Mailing personal effects around the world
• So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsicle
• the lake was on fire that summer
• Up, down, flying around... (e2poll)
• Noding is like writing poetry
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Composing music while bombs are falling all around
• The boss ain't gonna like this
• Odysseus was not lying
• A reddish glow is clearly visisble all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• Be a model or just look like one
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• Somewhere around Warwick Avenue
• You make that sound like a bad thing
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her

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