Findings:

• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
• food fight
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• If I was beautiful like you
• What if architecture was like web design?
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• Mr Wind-up Bird (user)
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He brings me books like flowers
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Like as a huntsman after weary chase
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• Morning was like an ex-wife's bruises
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• I like the way he reads poetry
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• At least he was gentle
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• he smokes like a cello plays
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• he likes to watch you walk
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• More than he was willing to give
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• My heart is like a bird in the wounded night
• I married him because he was not mean
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• With him it was always like
• seizing on a Nugget of Truth and wielding it like it was a club
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• My skin felt like I was falling
• All he left her was alone
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• Mr. Wonderful
• Chase Henry
• mr Sat night two (user)
• chases baby (user)
• mr information (user)
• Beyond Belief: Fact and Fiction in the Life of Jesus. Part 2
• the fact that
• mr chris (user)
• He's Jack
• MR 1 (user)
• mr. know it all (user)
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• Professional Monster
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• Apocalypso NOW! SoCal Noder Gathering XP 2002 Professional Edition
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Psalm 119: He
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• He takes the light switch between two fingers, wishing for a chain to pull
• When I was your age
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• I was going to marry Marty
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• Dumb laws
• He smiles but it's not real.
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• I got married on E2, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a husband
• Jesus He Knows Me
• How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
• I Was Looking at the Ceiling And Then I Saw the Sky
• Took a lot to live a lot like you
• Before Time Was
• I like my coffee the way I like my women
• When I was ten years old
• If God was willing to let it be
• It looks like you are writing a letter
• Odysseus was not lying
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• I Like Traffic Lights
• And in those days was armageddon
• Sometimes horror flicks sound a lot like porno
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• i like his madness
• How the West Was Won
• it looks like rain
• A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
• I like my cat
• I do not particularly like the Simpsons
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• Write like a Hacker
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• As It Was Made, It Shall Remain
• Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
• it was true then
• The Likes of You and I
• There Was No Leak
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• The name of the town isn't really relevant, it's like many towns in America
• BROOKS WAS HERE
• A man, like a twig
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• I think this is why I walked like Nixon

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