Findings:
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- Demonstration of God's Existence From Motion
- Perfect Way
- God won't hear when you pray from Hell
- God works in mysterious ways
- Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
- If I Should Fall from Grace with God
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- How far are you from anything?
- Very Far Away from Anywhere Else
- Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
- Far from home and hearth
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- Yes! I am a long way from home.
- Ways to know how stupid you are really
- Perfect Game of Robotron Achieved by God
- In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
- Why we learn from the Gods
- God Knows
- Suddenly alone among a million lives, far away from home
- The In Sound from Way Out!
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- To know a hawk from a handsaw
- Far too many ways to name your meat
- many far and lost from home (document)
- Sacred ground a long way from nowhere
- Ten ways to free yourself from the tyranny of your mouse
- I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
- You're never far from the sound of an engine
- Far From Me
- She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
- Good from far, but far from good
- Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
- Women you know you should just walk away from
- God only knows
- Not Far From Buddhahood
- dark highways take us near and far from home
- She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- I hope my pony knows the way back home
- A collect call from god
- I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
- You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
- What dream did you rise on to know my soul the way you do?
- There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
- Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
- Finding yourself flung far from your everyday self
- You know you've been away from home too long
- All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
- Time is nature's way of stopping things from happening all at once
- you can't escape from God on a Sunday
- You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
- Don't know your arse from your elbow
- Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
- An eternity spent apart from God
- Top 10 Things I've Learned From Conversations with God
- You don't know my GOD
- Slay them all. God will know his own.
- everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
- Far away from home
- You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
- You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
- God save me from the gift of prophecy
- There's a reason why the puss from the warts on my lips smells like garlic. I just don't know it. Yet.
- So Far From Home
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- Ah, God, the way your little finger moved
- Do you Know the Way To San José?
- Far From the Madding Crowd
- Far and further away. This is the only way I still want you.
- returning to that place from far away and long ago
- All I Know About Science I Learned From Michael Crichton
- She's perfect in a fucked up way
- We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
- stop adoring from so far away
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- From far, from eve and morning
- Good from far
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
- We're on our way to being GODS!
- far from home (user)
- God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
- 'A Letter' from Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
- The perfect way to eat a Mars Bar on a sunny day
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- Yossarian is also God, if you must know
- How to Know God
- far be it from me
- Far from Heaven
- The less you know, the more money you make
- Jose Chung's From Outer Space
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- What I want from life
- How is it that Mexicans know neither Chili con Carne nor Toilet Paper?
- Genius from Mars Technique
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- Concerning a Stranger from Spaceland
- In your guts you know he's nuts
- excerpts from conversations heard on public transportation
- You know you're in the SCA when
- Bourree from Suite No. 1 for Lute by J. S. Bach
- What you will know in the future can affect the present
- Even from the East German judge!
- 277 Secrets Your Cat Wants You to Know
- Escape From Noise
- Writing What You Know (And Knowing What You Write)
- From Heaven High I Come
- While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
- Beowulf from the Troll-Wife's perspective
- If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
- mattresses from the swamps of Squornshellous Zeta
- X-Com: Terror from the Deep
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
- She's waiting to tell you if you're ready to know.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- Contact from the Underworld of Red Boy
- anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
- The Lass from the Low Countree
- They don't know what I've done
- Taking the Boat from Docklands to Soho
- I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
- Protected from the Rain
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- instructions from badly translated Chinese
- Profiteering from the euro changeover
- Mozart Piano Concerto No. 21
- Killer vegetables and the farts from Hell
- perfect flaw
- Magic smoke from fingertips
- close enough to perfect
- A Visit From St. Jude
- Hemingway's Perfect Bloody Mary
- Letter from Seiji Koga to Kazuo Kubota, dated 1806
- Chinese parables of the perfect horse
- Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker
- perfect lie (user)
- Of the Sword that Sigmund, Volsung's son, drew from the Branstock
- Bizarre Scenes From Martha's Kitchen
- We nod our approvals in other ways
- Aromatherapy from ancient times
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- Harvey Mudd College Honor Code: Cases From the 80's
- Good ways to relieve menstrual cramping
- An American in Tours
- I like the way he reads poetry
- 19 CE Expulsion from Rome
- Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
- Anything looks peaceful from 1,363 feet
- By the way, where'd you meet him?
- From the Earth to the Moon: 9: The Question of the Powders
- The Ways of White Folks
- North From Here
- swings both ways
- Notes from the Underground: Part I
- Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Clock
- Did the backstory for Atomsk come from Mr Roboto?
- The Way of Life: 17
- Scenes From A Marriage
- The way of the kami
- Clinging: from parents to spouse
- Mr. B. F. Pinkerton--And His Way
- White light from the mouth of infinity
- Long Way Round
- For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
- 10 ways of sending a secret message without conventional encryption
- Little pieces from above
- I like my breasts the way they are
- News from the Apocalypse
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- Some Niggers Never Die, They Just Smell that Way
- Tales From The Mountains
- Laziness is the way to go
- I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
- Deer Hunting with Jesus: Dispatches from America's Class War
- getting a box from my local library
- Sounds from the Underbrowned
- God module
- Who makes God's rules?
- Every Man for Himself and God Against All
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