Findings:

• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Getting the most out of P2P filesharing
• Rape committed by women
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• don't rely on us to get you high
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• emotions others don't get to see
• Stoned music memories
• Americans don't speak English
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
• Getting the most out of public transportation
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• American League Most Valuable Player
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Hurricanes don't dance enough.
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Book most owned by American libraries with the word "fuck" in the title
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I don't get it
• You just don't get it
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• I don't want to get over you
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• You don't get a song
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
• Getting the most out of being a temp
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• can you get enough of me?
• Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
• Smart enough to get into the Ivy League, not good enough to go to Stanford
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• The most important concept passed on to the American government by the Greeks
• American
• American Culture
• American English
• American football
• Ugly Americans
• Young Americans for Freedom
• Natural American Spirit
• American beer
• American Psycho
• American way
• American Literature
• Great American Beer Festival
• American flag
• American work ethic
• American Family Association
• American League
• American cars
• American Politics, American Mythology
• The Greatest American Hero
• American Dream
• American Film Institute
• American West
• An American Family
• Sam the American Eagle
• Native American
• American aspen
• American culture of fear
• American Graffiti
• American spelling
• American Medical Association
• American crossword
• What's the most common personality type of superheroes?
• Interpretations of the lyrics to American Pie
• American Expeditionary Force
• stupid American
• American girls are all so easy
• American Underworld Dictionary
• American Civil War
• Indian policies of famous Americans
• Why is American cheese orange?
• American History X
• American Communication Network
• What the American people want politics to be
• Standard American English
• Standard African American English
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• South American Cheek Kiss
• American Museum of Natural History
• North American
• American style option
• The American Dream
• The Young Americans
• American Woman
• American Tabloid
• American Institute in Taiwan
• Why American women shave their legs
• American Kestrel
• Spanish-American War
• Commercialization of higher American education
• New American Standard Bible
• American plan
• American Protective Association
• American Aurora
• Racial Perceptions in Contemporary America
• American mastiff
• My understanding of Americans is based on the Jerry Springer Show
• American Turkey
• Who's Who Among American High School Students
• American Sign Language
• American Contraction Reflex
• An American in Dublin
• origin of modern English names
• the origin of modern African American names
• The Oxford American
• When writers use Latin
• Americans' inability to distinguish between England and Britain
• Why the American Dream is the rest of the world's nightmare
• The Paranoid Style in American Politics
• American Movie
• An American Dream
• Red Dwarf: American Pilot
• The top secret of talking like an American
• American supremacy, arms sales and proliferation
• It's my right as an American
• Aspects of pagan mystery religions in American rave culture
• Young Americans
• American McGee's Alice
• Americans are rude
• Last Great American Whale
• American Names
• World League of American Football
• A secret of American pronunciation: Letters 't' and 'd'
• American Bulldogs
• The Great American Dollar Bill Blessing Virus
• The American Story Project

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