• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• Monkey Butt!
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Starving in the greenhouse
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Flying Monkey Right
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• pluto monkey
• Scopes Monkey Trial
• Tony Millionaire's The Adventures of Sock Monkey
• Monkey King
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• Pogo the Monkey
• A badly organised mini-meet: The London Booze Monkeys Prep for Nottingham
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• master monkey (user)
• Hanuman, Monkey God
• The In Sound from Way Out!
• windows where I can look out
• Bat Out of Hell
• Lick me out
• out of the box
• contracting out
• On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
• I felt a disturbance in the fun, as if a million playgrounds cried out, and then
• I dropped out of school to do ecstasy full time
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Come Out Ye Black and Tans
• lose out
• out with the old and in with the new
• Rationales for dining out
• Cash Out
• Crying does not get you out of a ticket
• Exotic evening out
• Letting the cows out of the barn
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Quick tips for Google
• cancer kids hangin around out by the trains
• In reach. Out of touch.
• time is out of joint
• The last star in the universe sparkles for a moment, and winks out.
• Spitting out teeth like ampersands
• On the inside looking out
• Early Out
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• old chestnut: all but two
• But I digress
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Time flies but aeroplanes crash
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• not running from, but going to
• Isaac Butt
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• Narcissism rears its beautiful but self-absorbed head
• always morning, but never breakfast
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Flying Scotsman
• Flying Fortress
• Flying Salmon
• Flying Fish Sailors
• am i an angel flying into the light or a bug flying towards a light bulb?
• Flying through the clouds
• Old monkey
• Inflatable, biodegradable counter-terrorist assault monkeys
• coconut monkey (user)
• Monkey Bone
• Monkey Sports
• porch monkey
• Monkey Radio
• I befriended a monkey
• whatever else you are, you are a monkey, too
• strung out
• pitch out
• Look out Haskell, it's real!
• Bail out
• Flatten out
• falling out
• Out of the Rolling Ocean the Crowd
• Three strikes you're out
• Knock yourself out
• Can't get you out of my head
• Dropped down, pulled out
• How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
• out pixel
• pound out
• How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
• The day I found out I was a guy
• Rolling out fresh pasta
• From the inside looking out
• 18 situations that shout Watch Out!
• zone out
• Picking out a coffin
• The Mojave Desert spit him out, and the Pacific Ocean swallowed him, half-chewed
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom 7
• Now coming down, out of this swandive, into your arms
• "Out" Everythingians (node_forward)
• you, radiating out among the crush of people
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• God ain't giving out any hints
• Crossing Christ out of Christmas
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
• How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Nowhere to go but down
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?
• Seymore Butts
• The light is red, but there is a green arrow
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• ain't nothin' but a family thing
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• Colonel Les Claypool's Fearless Flying Frog Brigade
• spiderwebs for flying things
• Juan's Flying Burrito
• 12 Monkeys
• Captain Simian and the Space Monkeys
• Proboscis Monkey
• monkey brains
• Making Love to a Vampire With a Monkey on My Knee
• Not My Monkey (user)
• monkey glands
• monkey alarm
• The Monkey Wrench Gang
• red monkey (user)
• A midnight snack won't make you fatter than a midmorning munch, monkey studies show.
• bogue out
• chicken out
• out of steam
• knock out
• out of stock
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
• Red birds will fly out of the east and destroy Paris in a night
• Chicken in the bread pan, pickin' out dough
• Time to get the hell out of Oly
• Tripping out on Rye bread, man
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!

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