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Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Mom... Dad... I'm okay. I am not being starved, or beaten, or unnecessarily frightened."

• Am I Hot or Not?
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• You, standing
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• As I am. As I am. All or not at all.
• Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
• Eduardo Kac's GFP Bunny, a work of transgenic art, or, It's not easy being green
• Am I This Or Not?
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• She's Either Being Sweet and Lying, or She's Just a Doormat
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• Am I the driver or the driven?
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• Win99XSet, or 'Why my dad isn't using the computer'
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• Am I a butterfly dreaming I am a person? Or a bowling ball dreaming I am a plate of sashimi?
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• am i an angel flying into the light or a bug flying towards a light bulb?
• Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• Dead or Alive
• Win, Lose, or Draw
• Is this the last four years or what?
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• More hips!
• Grandma and the internet or Cream of the Slop
• To Bake Cod, or Haddock
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• truth or swill
• For Love or Money
• Brown Fricasseed Chicken or Rabbit
• Are you a Visigoth or an Ostrogoth?
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
• Animal or Mammalian Self Commanding to Evil
• Battles without Honor or Humanity
• Heads or tails?
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• To Pacify or Not
• assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss the party
• The Fight with the Snapping Turtle: Or, the American St. George
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• Is Hell exothermic or endothermic (node_forward)
• People deserve good life time and personal loans or student loan will make it much better. Because people's freedom relies on money.
• Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
• Opening champagne or sparkling wine
• Ten stars or so
• Billionaires for Bush (or Gore)
• How many different species live on or in the average human body?
• Punch a Drunk Driver (Or, DUI = DUH)
• Or something (user)
• a dream or a hallucination. words for a still-abstract face.
• How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
• William Orr
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Manual Operation of Train Signals (or "Making ding-ding with no choo-choo")
• Slide, thud, whoosh, crunch, or: Catholic Rally Stage 1 Fights Back
• Love Me or Leave Me
• Why wearing cologne or perfume is bad for your future children
• Lord Boyd Orr
• America: love it, or leave it
• Live or Die
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• the galaxy that may or may not exist between them
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• The Vortex, or the authoritarian Singularity
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Gaily they went down in the lush field a treasure of valuables or specie or bullion lodged with a crust of bread into her coat of arms weaving currying the embroidering of silk in summer.
• The insertion of words or passages in writings.
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• or what?
• I may or may not have been naked
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• Ready or Not, Here I Come
• Bean Soup with Ham or Bacon
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• Superfluous Information or Bandwidth Bandits
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• right or wrong
• true or false
• James Orr
• Alone Again Or
• Where have all the cute young nurses gone?
• The Couple, or so, Commandments
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
• Lachrimæ, or Seven Teares
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• Come strong or stay home
• Goethe and the Invention of Shakespeare as All-Time Greatest English Playwright; or, The Playwright's Burden
• Do I stay or run away?
• Hooker or Trophy Wife?
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• My mom is my dad is my daughter is dead
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• and/or
• Your Money or Your Life
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Miracle of Science or Wonder of Nature?
• Ball Hog or Tugboat?
• Paul McCartney cannot read or write sheet music
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• Indiana Jones' Crusade for the Perfect Female, or Why We Go Grail-Hunting
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• White Fricasseed Chicken or Rabbit
• Dead Or Alive 3
• Read or Die
• Life, or something like it
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Military exemptions for only or sole surviving sons
• The penthouse or the gutter
• Eat shit or puke trying
• insufficient hatred, lust or love for anything
• To mouse or not to mouse... (e2poll)
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• Bobby Orr
• -or
• Void where prohibited or taxed
• Working hard, or hardly working?
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
• The Seattle quake of '01: Ash Wednesday's revenge
• pets or meat
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• Join or Die
• Solving mazes of twisty little passages, alike or different
• English fricassee sauce for chicken or turkey
• An American in Tours
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• Or at least it used to be
• Neanderthal race, or man
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Does the similarity of pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• homage or satire
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• bicurious or bipolar regarding hot beverages
• A Letter from Mom and Dad
• Do or do not, there is no try
• paper or plastic
• Abused or neglected children
• Cooking for One
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• left or right, you're both wrong
• Shall I scare you with the truth? Or tell the pretty lie?
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
• Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?

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