Findings:

• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III)
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• So Long, and Thanks for all the Fish
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Tux ate my dad, my mom, and my sister too
• I'm so tough
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• "So we have...curry and pubs. City of Culture my arse." - a slightly frantic Birmingham nodermeet (with long words!)
• My mom is my dad is my daughter is dead
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• You're so come here go away
• A Letter from Mom and Dad
• I'm letting you go
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm in this for the long haul
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• how long does it go (user)
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• I'm so sorry
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Dreams last for so long
• Hoosier Daddy? 2: So long, and thanks for all the turkey
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Not so long ago,
• My Mom, My Dad, and the Red Polka-Dot Bikini
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• So I let her go
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• So long, farewell
• It hasn't been so long, but
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• So long
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• When two vowels go walking
• go to hell moron (user)
• Where plastic bags go to die
• Lucky and Biscuithead go down to the crossroads
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Stille Im Meine Hamburg
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm Gay, not dead!
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• I'm envious of caveman courting rituals
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• I'm a slasher... of prices!
• I'm in one of those moods again
• I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• IM SAFE
• Long March
• long ship
• I've been a woman for too long
• A Starfleet Officer's Field Guide to First Contact
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Long distance advertising gimmicks
• Long Island Rail Road
• A day without him is three months long
• West Long Branch, New Jersey
• Tom Long
• Sky god, how long til the night?
• This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
• Scratch Pads are Dead! Long live Drafts! (document)
• Mister Chu at Emma Long Metropolitan Park
• my mom
• Dear Mom
• rascal's mom (user)
• right so
• Your accent is so cool
• Why are car engines so HUGE in the US?
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• You are so human
• I have lost many things, so many
• So you want to be a star?
• The night was alive, and so was I
• Thursday is so far away
• just so
• So There We Were
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• haylee is so hot (user)
• my heart hurts so bad
• The Seven (or so) Deadly Temptations (e2poll)
• Dad's Root Beer
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• go out
• Never be the first to let go
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• Go out to the country
• Somewhere someone is tired of taking her shit
• Does this ever go away?
• Taking the High Road
• oki go
• You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
• When Running Jokes Go Bad
• You can't go there anymore
• If you never go to sleep, tomorrow never comes
• It kills me to watch them go
• go big
• Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
• As Tears Go By
• You can bypass Dates #1 and #2, and head directly to Date #3. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200
• Where does the laughter go?
• The show must go on
• How Would Jesus Go Batshit on Coke, Liquor, and Whores
• Grandma meets the microwave
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm not drinking any more
• I'm Going Home
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• Being a dickhead
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm on my last go-round
• Sitz im Leben
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I'm Rose (user)
• I'm not lovin' it
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• I'm no Socrates
• long int
• The Long Goodbye
• Long Now Foundation
• Long Night
• It happened a long time ago
• The Long Rain
• Hear That Long Snake Moan

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