• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• Thinking that the wisteria is making me homesick
• Monkey Gave Me a High Five
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• You gave me your hand, I gave you my fist
• The day he gave me a lift
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• Jar of jam you gave me
• the african violet you gave me
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• Jenny gave me a leaf of autumn
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
• My grandmother gave me
• On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• All this poochie moochie on Everything2 is making me sick!
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• /me
• why me?
• Speak To Me
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• Return to me
• Hard-code me, baby!
• Hear me now
• Augusta, Maine
• as close to me as drawn gun on a dark street
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• emote me
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• how my computer nearly killed me
• Bicycle wrecks are good for me
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Why tell me that?
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• A Little Noder Follows Me
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Hold me closer and say you love me
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• and me warm in the window, watching Brooklyn fall asleep under snow
• Look siad me Be like me
• Half of Me
• To Lay Me Down
• Fill for me a brimming bowl full of stories
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
• Tear Me Down
• I did not approach people; people did not approach me
• The music that makes me think of New York
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• Tell me of the nature of love
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• gothic me (user)
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• You talkin' to me? (e2poll)
• She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
• Globalization and Me
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• To the revolutionary that is slowly dying inside me:
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• Do I imagine it, or does the flatmate fancy me?
• She is still undoing me.
• Your giant squid are precious to me. Did you know that?
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Tell me a story about trains
• Roll With Me, Henry
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• You Run Deep in Me
• Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone
• Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Ask me about Loom
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• And It Stoned Me
• Je me souviens
• The thought that kept me awake
• Jesus Loves Me
• Me and My Egg Roll
• Your words keep me alive
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• always with me
• She told me to say that
• So, what's the problem with me?
• February wants me dead
• If you told me this never happened
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Eat me beat me lady
• I'll show you yours if you show me mine
• Tu Me Gustas
• Silly me
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• Give Me the Splendid Silent Sun
• utell me (user)
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Punish me with kisses
• You Bring Life to Me
• It does not sing for me
• There is a panther stalks me down
• another me (user)
• Choose a star with me
• ender will save me (user)
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• ME ME (user)
• her hate keeps me warm. her shadows keep me guessing.
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• Desire Me (user)
• In three glorious words you destroyed me
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• She'll outlive me by 12 million years
• Forget Me Knot
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Marry Me
• Blow me Sideways on Thursdays: Male Psyche in the Era of Feminism
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Pay me for the door repair charge
• Zap me
• What, me worry?
• I vs. me
• You like me, you really like me!
• Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians
• what my parents taught me
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• Don't quote me on that
• get off me
• Women want me when I'm taken
• where does that leave me?
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: You, Me, We
• Send me a check for eleven cents
• Indemnify and Save Me Harmless!!!
• Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
• Can you hear me flailing
• Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• Lay me down in this long grass
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• humani nil alienum a me puto
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Send me downstream
• Right. Me and Herman Melville
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• Without Me
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• PINCH ~Love Me Deeper~
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• Join me
• So much it scares me
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• You lost me at Hello
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• =Yo N ode me
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye

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