Miss Beazley is that bitchy old cafeteria lady in Archie Comics, you know, the one with the frizzy hair that has a fit whenever Jughead insults her bad cooking. She's the kind of girl you wouldn't want to take home to mom if you were dating her for whatever reason. She can't cook worth beans. She mistakes garbage water with her own soup. Most of all, her tantrums are hilarious. She can really shake her legs up and down while holding a soup ladle.

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