Findings:
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
- Or were they chords of sun?
- How to herd people in public
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
- Windows were never meant to flicker so much
- Before You Were Punk
- If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
- There were times better than this
- We're doing very well, doctor. Please open the door?
- What We're Hiding
- I remember when the buildings were newly fallen
- The Million Dollar Quartet
- George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
- How I made my millions
- The Steer Called Murder
- One More Murder
- Coca-Cola and the murder of Colombian trade unionists
- murder house
- Manga Murder
- or
- Subtitled or Dubbed?
- Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
- Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
- Ack! My rice is ruined! Or is it?
- Spring Break, 2000 and/or Frank, revisited
- Does toilet paper go bad?
- Ready or Not, Here I Come
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- Mr. Stupid, or Learning to Write
- Not normal, geek or otherwise
- Falling through a Christmas tree, or the anti-semitic subtext of Yuletide joy
- Join or Die
- Love Me or Leave Me
- Why wearing cologne or perfume is bad for your future children
- Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
- Fight or flight
- This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- socialist realism: is that Stalin with an erection or without an erection
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Is Hell exothermic or endothermic (node_forward)
- The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
- Of how Signy sent the Children of her and Siggeir to Sigmund
- Those were the days
- Face it, we're all a bunch of perverts
- If All the World Were Paper
- Thursdays were created to torture me
- If I Were a Rich Man
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- Those men were vanishing
- If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
- Were you 18 in the Spring of 1997?
- If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
- As the clocks were striking the hour
- How we were, before you were
- Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
- And the Hippos were Boiled in their Tanks
- What's a Million?
- Millions for Reparations
- The $14 million dollar orgasm
- Murder in the Red Barn
- Duck Murder
- Murder in the millionth degree
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- Creation is murder.
- Trick or treat
- Lila or a Lie
- Your Money or Your Life
- Is this the last four years or what?
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Miracle of Science or Wonder of Nature?
- Ball Hog or Tugboat?
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- Get busy living or get busy dying
- So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
- Emergency Burger King maneuver, or: Sliding around a Tri-Met bus
- W, or the Memory of a Childhood
- Somewhere or Other
- Isabella; or, The Pot of Basil
- Where have all the cute young nurses gone?
- The Couple, or so, Commandments
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- trick or treat game
- The Ballet or the Bullet
- To say "Hi" or not to say "Hi"?
- am i an angel flying into the light or a bug flying towards a light bulb?
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- TB or Not TB: That is The Question That Foiled Homeland Security
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- You're either a patriot or a terrorist
- An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
- is this a thing that was forgotten or something else?
- make space ship or alien or cowboy or whatever noises
- We were never really friends
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- We're the Replacements
- Treating registers as if they were variables
- If I were to take over the world with kick-ass robots
- There were many who went in huddled procession
- The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
- C'Etait Toi (You Were the One)
- You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.
- While they were revolting, we grew nostalgic
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- The dream people were being assholes.
- not if you were the last dandy on earth
- Million Dollar Dream
- A Million Little Pieces
- murder
- Dowry murder
- Dial 'M' For Murder
- In my spare time, I enjoy the occasional murder
- The Maxwell Confait Murder
- Murder Mile
- Your place or mine?
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- Working hard, or hardly working?
- Ten stars or so
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- Reporting Loss or Disclosure of Classified Information at the NSA
- The Ballot or the Bullet
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
- To filter or not to filter
- Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
- trick or can
- Captain or Colonel
- Life, or something like it
- Animal or Mammalian Self Commanding to Evil
- Which is cooler - a rubber chicken or a particle accelerator?
- A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- As sweetness to the flower, or salt to ocean
- Is this true or only clever?
- She could not live with or without him
- Pumpkin (or Sweet Potato) Fry Bread
- Drugs Or Me
- Sent
- You Were on My Mind
- Silly things we believe when we're kids
- The place where you were undone
- I used to know what color your eyes were
- What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
- She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
- We're going to have to take Heidi home
- All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
- Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
- You were always so good to me
- I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- We No Longer Knew Who We Were
- In all that you never were
- And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
- If there's hell below we're all going to go
- The Six Million Dollar Man
- Thousands dead, millions deprived of civil liberties?
- Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
- A Murder Of One
- The Bloody Murder Story
- Murder On The Nile
- The Rachel Nickell murder
- The Sally Anne Bowman Murder
- To be or not to be
- Abused or neglected children
- or what?
- I may or may not have been naked
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