One of the ingenious characters invented by Jasper Carrot (the show, Canned Carrot) was this strange fellow who drunk a lot of milk.
He bathed in milk and spoke its wonders with a passion rarely seen these-days for anything but Hot Grits.
One day he had 60 litres of milk delivered to his house and put into a tub. He drunk some, sat in it, climbed out and got back in issuing away the delivering men, "that's some nice milk, that is". He decided to bath in it - but really his secret desire was to live in it.
He woke up the next day in a 200 kilogram block of chedder.