• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Ebonics began with pirates
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• Heather Has Two Mommies
• Good fiction has a price
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• Oceania has never been at war
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• Everyone Has Wings In Heaven
• Mike Nelson
• Mike Crapo
• Mike Muuss
• Mike Reiss
• Mike Doughty
• The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
• Yom Hashoah
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• The Universe has spared us this moment
• Detroit has a fist
• my dog it has three corners
• Funny Ha Ha and Funny Peculiar
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• An American Testament has been written, and our Ten Commandments are as follows
• Sé que el suicidio va contra las leyes de Dios y el hombre, pero la sed de sangre del tirano de mi patria no ha de aplacarse con la mía.
• Mike Watt
• if you still read my nodes, Mike, this one's for you
• Mike Love
• Mike Wazowski
• Mike Hampton
• Mike Kekich
• aris mike (user)
• Mike Jackson (user)
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• Something inside has died
• Life has its course
• The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
• The etrix has you
• Los Angeles has crappy landmarks
• Pain has an Element of Blank
• Why the Pentagon has twice the number of bathrooms it needs
• True love has waited long enough
• Roe has got to go
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• The Extroverted Feeler has a Winnie the Pooh Day
• Mixmaster Mike
• {MikeD} (user)
• Mike Vallely
• mike hunt (user)
• Mike Nichols
• Mike called
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• On the Law that has Regulated the Introduction of New Species
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Education has failed
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• Your computer has been cracked
• No one has died
• Bad fiction has a price
• Proximity Martini
• Rank Has Its Privileges
• much later, probably one whole minute has passed
• the light slowly fading outside has become insignificant
• Mike Ditka
• Mike Enzi
• Old Mike Finnigan
• Mike Shanahan
• Mike Webster
• Mike D (user)
• Morning Has Broken
• Music Has the Right to Children
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• 911 has an automated response
• Why the Borg have such terrible fashion sense
• Hunter of Fascists, ha ha ha!
• Detroit has a skyline
• Censorship has no place in American Society
• Irony has a way of pulling a chokehold
• It has bits of marrow sticking to it, and blood, and beautiful bright-green flies.
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• In this love story we see many of the features of erotic love that philosophy has traditionally found disturbing, and has wished to cure.
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• Mike Roe
• Mike Anthony
• Mad Mike Hoare
• Mike Hailwood
• George Mikes
• Mike's Hard Crisp Apple
• MIKE 'CHINAMEN' GIN (user)
• Ha
• Andre the Giant Has a Posse
• Life has more twists than a rope
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• And youth is cruel and has no remorse
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
• Why the pineapple has a thousand eyes
• @#@#@#ha (user)
• If a woman lactates honey, she probably has cooter bees
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• Mike Berlyn
• Mike Salmon
• Mike McGill
• Mike Edmonds
• Mike J (user)
• mike minihan (user)
• mike 146 (user)
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• Water has negative calories
• Elvis has left the building
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• ha oto shelanu
• You are a yawn that has cleared my ears.
• No self-respecting keyboard has built-in speakers
• Robert Byrd's "The Emperor Has No Clothes" speech
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• The last suit I wear has no pockets
• So your ceiling has fallen on your pinball machine. What do you do?
• Mike Lietz
• Mike Tyson's Punchout!!
• Mike (user)
• Mike Bloomberg
• Mike Vreeland
• The Heart Has its own Memory
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• September has such a feeling
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• Hitler has only got one ball
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• Wasp is an insect that has a insatiable desire for sugar.
• Socks, now 19, has cancer.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• everyone has to reboot sometimes
• Mike Wallace
• Mike Okuda
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• mike fournier (user)
• Mike Montgomery
• Mike Brady
• Mike Meyer (user)
• Mike Hancox (user)
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• My warranty has run out
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Chinese has three words for "river"
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• If God has a dwelling place, it is in libraries
• Choe Kyu Ha
• Pu Ha Din
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• Legend has it
• Mike Oldfield
• Mike Portnoy
• Mike Redmond
• Mike Love's touring 'Beach Boys'
• Mike Harding
• Mike Diana
• mike bike (user)
• great things he has taught us
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
• Let Everything That Has Breath
• Plastic Has Memory
• The entire past has inevitably led to my creation
• A cat has many ways to enter
• Everyone has their antarctic
• up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
• Closing the gate after the horse has bolted
• She has a heap of hearts on a platter and she's not getting mine

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