Critics are raving about what's being called the "Feel good monopoly break-up of the decade". Microsoft! the Anti-trust case / song and dance extravaganza is coming to a desktop near you. Featuring such memorable hits as:

We did not break the law
I'll Give you a billion dollars if you don't break us up
The EULA shuffle
and Bill Gates' #1 hit solo debut:
Hail Satan

"It stinks" - Jay Sherman
"I laughed, I cried, I agreed to the EULA" - Rodger Ebert
"There is no money in the software business" - Bill Gates
"Just like Cats, but with less forced oral sex" - Random dude

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Enterprise Admission: $499.99 USD
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