Findings:

• Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• This is why we can't have nice things
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Merry Christmas
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Stoned music memories
• Something that may have changed my life...
• We Wish you a Merry Christmas
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• A monkey is for life, not just for Christmas
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• The Utterly Utterly Merry Comic Relief Christmas Book
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• Have a nice day
• I have become furniture in your life
• I must have waited all my life for this
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Merry Christmas you filthy animal
• Merry Christmas vs. Happy Holidays
• Christmas
• Christmas Island
• Christmas Vacation
• A Christmas Carol
• Christmas Eve / Sarajevo 12-24
• How the Grinch Stole Christmas
• The Christmas Attic
• National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
• Christmas Day
• Christmas Eve
• plastic Christmas tree
• The Spirit of Christmas
• 'Twas the night before Christmas
• Christmas Season
• Christmas driving
• White Christmas
• Jiminy Christmas
• Christmas disease
• Chevron on Christmas Day
• Joe Christmas
• Christmas tree packet
• Christmas cracker
• O'Hare Christmas
• RFC 1882
• bring home a Christmas tree
• Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
• I Won't Be Home For Christmas
• Christmas Eve, 1996
• Childhood Trauma: Christmas 1989
• The Father Christmas Letters
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• C!hristmas
• How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
• Rachel at Christmas
• Another Christmas Song
• A Very Special Christmas
• The Twelve Days of Christmas
• Selling your Christmas presents on eBay
• Christmas Dessert
• Surviving the Office Christmas Party
• It's a nice day for a white lemming
• Always winter and never Christmas
• Keeping Christmas
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• Father Christmas
• The meaning of Christmas
• Christmas Pagan Style
• There's nothing sadder than an unemployed stripper with a sick car at Christmas time
• Japanese Christmas
• Christmas is a solvable Engineering problem
• Twisted Christmas Award
• All I want for Christmas...
• Christmas Radio
• The surreal beauty of a sweatshop at Christmas
• Why the Grinch truly stole Christmas
• Christmas Omelette
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Christmas lights with your glasses off
• Christmas 2000 Solar Eclipse
• Dammit, it's Christmas!
• Urbi et Orbi, Christmas 2000
• AEPi Christmas Poem
• The Day After Christmas, or Santa's Workshop, Inc.
• Home for Christmas
• Christmas Truce 1914
• For Christmas, I made my Mom cry
• On an airplane from Birmingham to Salt Lake City, after Christmas with family
• Denver Christmas Conference
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• Tuba Christmas
• Christmas Spirit
• A Child's Christmas in Wales
• Russian Christmas Music
• Christmas Presents
• Christmas cake
• First Christmas Away From Home
• Fort Christmas
• Christmas jumper
• The Beach Boys' Christmas Album
• Married at Christmas
• Wizards of the Coast Christmas Cards
• A Christmas Ghost-Story
• All I want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague away shirt
• Happy Christmas Chloe
• Christmas beetle
• Christmas is terrible
• How I Spent Christmas '89
• Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas
• Christmas Eve on Sesame Street
• Christmas Traditions In England During the Middle Ages
• Christmas Greetings
• Christmas Card Virus
• Christmas Carol
• Western Australian Christmas Tree
• Christmas Bush
• McAuliffe's Christmas Message
• A Space Ghost Christmas
• Christmas Bombing
• You wear your hope like Christmas
• I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
• It's a Waffle House Christmas
• J.S. Bach's Christmas Oratorio
• Leonard Road Christmas lights
• Charlie Brown's Christmas Tales
• The Fright Before Christmas
• Not celebrating Christmas
• How to buy good, last minute Christmas gifts
• The Ghost of Christmas Past
• Christmas, Florida
• How to know your Christmas presents before Christmas
• Blue Christmas
• Dream Log: December 25, 2002
• The Christmas Coup
• It's a Fanboy Christmas
• Jest 'Fore Christmas
• Old Christmas
• Christmas among the headhunters
• Camp Christmas
• Christmas Stars
• Polish Christmas traditions
• Christmas Humphreys
• Christmas and Commerce
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• The Ninjagirls Christmas Special
• Everything Quests: The Ninjagirls Christmas Special (document)
• Great Aunt Gertrude's Christmas Fig Cookies
• Christmas cookery
• Southern Christmas breakfast sticky buns
• Spritz Christmas sugar cookies
• Inflatable Christmas tree
• Estonian Christmas ham
• A Philippine Family Reunion on Christmas Day
• Christmas in August
• A Chinese Christmas in New Jersey
• The Fox Takes the Bear's Christmas Meal
• candle smoke and christmas spice leapt up their noses like cardamom cats
• The Junky's Christmas
• The Christmas shoes

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