MentalPlex is the latest in search engine technology, now being used by Google
MentalPlex works by anticipating your search request before you type it in. It acomplishes this feat by evaluating over 1.3 billion variables, including:
MentalPlex is the first search engine technology which accurately returns results
without requiring you enter a query
NOTE: Apparently, this was just a April Fools joke put on by Google. It's too bad, because this seemed like very useful technology.