Findings:
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- They always run
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- Oh yeah, and my dad died.
- Most men will not swim before they are able to
- when you are young they assume you know nothing
- You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- Men did not always like large breasts
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
- They always jump off the east side
- When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
- When I play hide and seek, I always win
- When you kill people they die
- Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
- Oh, when I was in love with you
- Oh, men of dark and dismal fate
- What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
- Things men want when they're drunk
- Why are men always expected to make the first move?
- When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
- Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
- always remember that the obstacles in the path are not obstacles, they are the path.
- If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
- Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
- You always feel it when I go
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
- Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
- In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
- When sex hurts (Men)
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- When grown men cry
- Old men never die, they just spout poetry
- She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
- evil triumphs when men don't do good
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- Two liters of napalm? Oh yeah!
- Alternatives to "Oh Shit!" when visiting the Great Aunts
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- There are times when they seem to be right
- Eye contact at a distance
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
- People don't flail when they die
- Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
- when they take my blood
- You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
- When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
- the moment when they take possession of you
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- I'm always breathless when you call
- One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
- Who is the third who walks always beside you?
- Alway
- I always assume innocence
- I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
- The Grass is always Greener over the Septic Tank
- It's always night-time on the moon
- You always hurt the one you love
- It's always a pleasure to elevate a bad mood to an abstract principle
- Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
- The door is always open
- Always the bridesmaid and never the bride
- Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
- I always wanted to get married one day
- I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Always manipulate a tongue
- Cheese is always female
- The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
- Salvation doesn't always come from a Bible
- It's always for those damn children
- Once JPEG, always JPEG
- Two bronze medals will always besmirch Marion Jones' record
- The Thief of Always
- I always loved the smell of dying candles
- The always charming US Customs Guards at the American/Canadian Border
- I have always been burning
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- The Road Always Taken
- Always have a backup
- the first time always sucks
- I can always hope
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- Why you should always finish a course of antibiotics
- The shirt that always gets me hit on
- Human eye, capable of perception but always subject to biased inhibitions
- Always on My Mind
- Last year was always better
- Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
- letter-writing is always before an absent addressee
- first impressions don't always count
- The majority is always wrong
- It Will Always Be Here For You
- You always lose
- Politeness is always in order
- What almost always happens after you fall in love
- The Postman Always Rings Twice
- those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
- We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
- You always spend a dollar as if you were spending a wounded eagle
- How Eulenspiegel always rode a dun horse
- It always smells good after the rain. It's raining hard now.
- It Could Always Be Worse
- This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
- I will always remember my 19th birthday
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- Popular wisdom to the contrary, it's not always the right time for sushi
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- The dream is always the same...
- The End Of The Way It's Always Been
- The rain wasn't always kind
- I remember, I always will
- She was never mine. I always shared her.
- It is important go out for a late walk in the new snow
- an honest man is always in trouble
- The poor are always with us
- Always accept an offered drink
- The Always Anonymous Beast
- The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
- I will always be in the details
- The first one's always free
- I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
- always in love (user)
- The Great Needle in the Sky is always skipping at the corner of 6th and Delores
- Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
- I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- With him it was always like
- It's always showtime, here at the edge of the stage
- It's always lunchtime, here in the land of the dead
- the best things in life cost large amounts, and the currency isn't always money
- In the war between information and poetry, poetry always wins.
- I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
- always already
- life always kills (user)
- always writing poems to you
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
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