I smashed it into a million pieces, and cut myself on its beauty
Somewhere near Memorable lines from computer games I got lost in:
Robert Frost Minsc Computer Games gazpacho Terran zealot PC Games pleb Accipiter Godson Doom aloha shirt Humiliation Timex "water resistant" watches do not necessarily resist the Dead Sea Sam and Max Hit the Road Footman Manny Calavera Calavera The SCUM manifesto Dragon Stone Top five Atari 2600 games of all time Nethack vs. ADOM Basque Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?" "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2." The Dig Caesar Day of the Tentacle Murray the Talking Skull En-The Secret of Monkey Island Victus Return to Castle Wolfenstein Command Line Interface Red vs. Blue Botan Rice Candy spooDraconian Commodore 64 The Sims: Hot Date oblivion It takes two crooks to strike an honest bargain sic semper tyrannis Novalis Frog blast the vent core! everyone knows Shirley, the bread lady Siege tank American History X adventure Baldur's Gate Norman Spinrad Elf How Video Games Saved My Life you spoony bard! Ultima Underworld Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds teabagging Elf needs food badly HTML Satan Zero Wing Technical Itch run Starcraft Bergen Why is the Linux mascot a Penguin? Beer Taro Cain Mission: Impossible American beer Denizens of Doom Marathon uplink PC You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes New Day Rising Protoss I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all? Books Jagged Alliance 2 Kit Windows XP Fingerfucking your best friend Shit-eating grin Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me Zug Hero's Quest Max Payne north Human Freedom Index Ayn RandIt is NEVER safe to turn off your computer lenticular cloud En su llama mortal la luz te envuelve High Council Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals? chess How to use an apostrophe cheerleader Duke Nukem Simba's Pride Cap'n Magneto Heroes of Might & Magic Skate or Die Planet of the Apes Broken Sword Luckily, my hands do not have eyes. LucasArtsWe Have Explosive Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it King Arthur Playground ruin, beware: live wires Mr. T Pigeon Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Jump Raven bugzilla Roger Wilco What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands Starflight Epyx Sinistar We have had enough of your beige cannot destabilization Do you want your possessions identified? All Blues WiGU Real Genius iDEATH Do masochists enjoy slamming their fingers in a car door? Mojo snack White House Hunger King of All Cosmos protagonist Solarquest Deckard Cain Choosing a writing system for a language Warcraft Aliens Philip Seymour Hoffman Game Over troll Ash Language of the dead Douglas Adams Hugo's House of Horrors Zork Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties? The lady doth protest too much, methinks Russian Age of Empires Grunt Infocom Highlander Diablo Clerks Demure glow-in-the-dark grue soul im in ur base killin ur d00dz SEPTA R8 Line Grim Fandango Golden Retriever All your base are belong to us "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw Full Throttle getting into a fight in high school Miriam Wing Commander IV Erotic nodes System Shock World of Warcraft If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window Why males have nipples Solving a maze IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names Lucas Arts Mise en place Monkey Island Maurice Ravel Stay awhile... stay forever! A winner is you Beneath a Steel Sky Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy? Live by the sword, die by the arrow Invader ZIM You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike Your sound card works perfectly Run, you pigeons, it's Robert Frost! Video game advertising slogans Warcraft II: Tides of Darkness Go for the eyes, Boo! Impossible Mission Spaceward Ho! Hurt me plenty There can be only one Gauntlet Marathon Infinity The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All Montezuma's Revenge Action Comics #267 A response to horse porn The Death Gate Cycle American McGee's Alice How many genes do we (humans) have?