Findings:

• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
• I could have known everything for five dollars
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• What kind of crummy friends did Proust have?
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• Could I Have Been?
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• They did so because they believed they could.
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Could have beens, should have beens
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• The elephant that wished he could fly
• maybe you could hide things in a hole
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• I wish I could tutor art. Maybe next term.
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• I did not have that on my bingo card
• he would have laughed
• i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• edev: I Shot Guest User (but I did not shoot n-a-t-e)
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Penis for a day
• They could have saved Kevin
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I could have been Canadian
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• if tables could express gratitude, this one did
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• How could you ever have enough?
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• That which I should have done I did not do
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• How we could still have a President Trump
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• a dream you did not have
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• What do you have that you did not receive?
• Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• he would have cried
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Snakes on a Plane: Clinton did not have conversations with that woman
• He did very little harm
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• I love you but I have to let you go
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• He smiles but it's not real.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Study, study, study, but maybe just to learn
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• No, but I'll have a beer
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• And All That Could Have Been
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• Astro City #5
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Could you have danced with me?
• It could have been me
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• I could have been one of a two
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• the only comfort we could ever have
• He thinks I don't, but I do

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