Findings:

• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• I don't always want you to be nice
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't want to be alone
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I don't want to be successful
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• So you want to be a waitress
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Information wants to be free
• Don't Be Afraid
• So you want to be evil
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• So you want to be a star?
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• i want to be a dj
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• I want to be a cog
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• if you want to control a plant, you must be ruthless. if you want a plant to flourish, leave it alone.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Much like what music wants to be
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
• Sometimes I want to be an object of desire
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• I just want to be friends
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Don't Be Evil
• I want to be caught
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• So you want to be a telephone engineer
• So you want to be a composer
• I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• So you want to be a DJ?
• What I want to be when I grow up
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• I Want to Be Inside You
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• don't be absurd (user)
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
• I just want to be a drummer
• Be the change you want to see in the world
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• All I ever wanted to be
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• What the American people want politics to be
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Can the Cross be Saved?
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Be the monstrous wave of despair and destruction you want to see in the world
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• Millenials All Want to be Celebrities
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I don't need to be loved by you
• Do you really want Alexa to be hearing this
• the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• I want to be sexy too!
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Information wants to be deleted
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Want to be a werewolf
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• I am blind when I want to be
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• I want to be the air around you.
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• All that I am and ever want to be
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• I want to be a muse
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• Don't be sad
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Maybe tomorrow we’ll be on that plane.
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• Want to be a lawyer?
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• Information wants to be paid
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• we want our film to be beautiful, not realistic
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• I always wanted to be a superhero
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful

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