Interviewer on All-Star Wrestling. He was a little, old guy, and he always wore these completely opaque shades. It always seemed like he was a nanosecond away from getting squished like a bug, or rended limb from limb between the wrestlers who were yelling and pointing and spitting at each other. We always wondered how in the world he got that job, as he looked helplessly blind. What dire consequences would befall the wrestler who harmed him?