Findings:

• The difference between fucking and making love
• Ethanol is simply sugar having sex in strange positions
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Let's just call it love, and split the difference
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Making love to my Hoover
• Please, for the love of everything that is holy on this Earth. I just want the cold back.
• Having sex in Drow
• Sex and Love Addicts Anonymous
• Making love with your reader
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• When having sex in French
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• Making love out of nothing at all
• making love in a canoe
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• Love Is Not Constantly Wondering If You Are Making the Biggest Mistake of Your Life
• Making Love to a 9-Foot Woman
• Making love to Erika
• For God's sake, just have another election
• Monique Alexander having anal sex with a priest
• How to improve your chances of having sex
• I just love that word Refooooorm!
• Casual sex: it's not just for 'sinners' anymore
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• BDSM - Not Just Kinky Sex
• Having Sex With An Anorexic Chick
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I love paying for sex
• Why I dislike the term "making love"
• Making someone feel loved
• JUST FOR SEX (user)
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• Love & Sex
• Love in a bouncy house and other awkward sex tales
• Saying "I Love You" Is Not A Fucking Band-Aid
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Love is a construct. Fucking is real.
• Sex, Love, and Rock n Roll
• Having sex up against a wall
• Mindgames to play while your roommates are having sex in the next room
• Thoughts While Having Sex
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• When having sex in Austria
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• I love technology I just wouldn't let it date my sister
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• When having sex in Poland
• When having sex in Germany
• When having sex in ancient Rome
• When having sex in Binary
• Friendship's just another kind of love
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Making lunch for a loved one
• Making love to my Ego
• Making love
• Tips for having sex in an elevator
• EDB is having my alien love child
• Witnessing your parents having sex
• Walked in on you having sex
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• Having sex in Finnish
• making love in Japanese
• The Mechanics of Making Love on a Cliff
• making love in a fallout shelter
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• Love and sex in tropical London
• Making Love to a Vampire With a Monkey on My Knee
• Recipe for Making Love, or Catullus made BASIC
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• The thing is, I love sex, but I sort of hate my brother
• Making love to your guitar
• The time my father caught me having sex
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• You will lose everything you love making your point
• When having sex in northern Norway
• Having sex in Japanese
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Good old fashioned fucking
• Fucking A
• Fucking Åmål
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
• Primary Spontaneous Pneumothorax
• The train station was fucking freezing and
• Holy Shit! Man Walks on Fucking Moon!
• Shopping and Fucking
• Microsoft's .NET strategy
• Are cops completely fucking useless?
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• Live Era '87-'93
• couch fucking
• I hate this fucking orange cat
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• I'm not fucking bored
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• Give me back my bike!
• Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock
• Piss without farting, die without fucking
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• I am not your fucking Employee of the Month
• Kick Their Fucking Heads In 2
• Video files inside .zip archives
• Fucking Anais
• How to clean a bathroom
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
• The action packed mentalist brings you the fucking jams
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• it's the fucking truth
• Customer service is a fucking given
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• you fucking moron (user)
• take a fucking hint (user)
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• I will not use the sidewalk. There are fucking sprinklers
• Fucking Karma
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• Fucking, Austria
• Fucking superhero movies
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• Keep fucking that chicken
• Nobody cares about your fucking breasts!
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Fucking Genesis 1, Bitch
• Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
• Welcome to the Gold Fucking Monkey House, Folks
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• Respect The Fucking Monkey
• Having a drug dealer in your house
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• Are We Having Fun Yet?
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• On Having a 'Regular'
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• Having a Microsoft husband
• Having a drug dealer in your car
• Having fun with the Pizza Delivery Boy
• Having a shoplifter arrested is apparently an act of racism
• wanting is more satisfying than having
• How to tell if you're having a heart attack
• On His Having Arrived at the Age of Twenty-Three
• having you by the short hairs
• e2 is like having a conversation with yourself
• Everyone except me is having a picnic on the moon
• Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
• The downside of having superpowers
• Dinosaurs? Having a Birthday Party?
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• The sort of person you would describe as having a good personality
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• Having the courage to be an absolute nobody

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