Findings:

• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• How to be a Better Person
• Lying, Cheating and Stealing
• far be it from me
• OBAFGKM
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Books made me a person
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I was a homeless bum
• The whole world is lying to me
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• Be gentle with me
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• That'll Be the Day
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• marry me and you'll be safe
• Why is this lying bastard lying to me?
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Look siad me Be like me
• How Should A Person Be?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• That'll be $8.75
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• Let me be your fantasy
• That would be me
• Free to Be, You and Me
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• If your wish be to close me
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Are You the New Person Drawn Toward Me?
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Local authority homeless persons units are populated by cunts
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
• Things every child should be taught
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• B&E
• graveyards make me wet
• Information wants to be deleted
• Me and You and Everyone We Know
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• I felt the heat and cold of the microwave chatter in the air around me
• It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
• think of me now
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Delirious with me, rhapsodize
• You Won't Be Mine
• U READY 4 ME (user)
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I Might Be Wrong
• Hand me that piano
• Work hard and be nice
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• chase me avalyn (user)
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• And it makes me wonder
• To be noble in an average life
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• electric you, electric me
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• let me speak (user)
• Rock Me, Sexy Jesus
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• You can't fire me, I quit.
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• There will never be another you
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• spoon youspoon me
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• A dying playground can be Eden
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• You Shall Be as Gods
• Love only me until we die: marriage among the flatworms
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• No place I'd rather be
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!

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