Findings:

• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Be a model or just look like one
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• It don't mean anything moves
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• I don't know what Christmas means anymore
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• don't be a girl
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• Don't Look Back
• Be something... be anything other than this
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Hot pursuit
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• What does it mean to be religious?
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• don't look, sleeping (stylesheet)
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• It's not supposed to be anything
• America's social security is anything but secure
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• I don't want to be alone
• Don't Be Evil
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• insufficient hatred, lust or love for anything
• Don't look now
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Or at least it used to be
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Did you mean for it to look like this?
• Don't be sad
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• A fact is either true or false but a poem requires considered judgement
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• What does it mean to be free?
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• It's mean to hide a kitten in a puppy's butt
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• don't be absurd (user)
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• don't look (user)
• Look siad me Be like me
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Looks don't count, with oceans
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.

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