Findings:
- Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
- Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
- I will love them all even after they are long gone
- Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
- The first five minutes after I wake up
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- Yuri Wakes Up Screaming
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Wake me up if you still want me
- So I wake up
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- Get Up, Jack! John, Sit Down!
- Will my children grow up without Popeye?
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- Wake up... Time to die!
- Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- Sit Down. Stand Up.
- wake up in a dumpster
- Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
- we can give up, but the world never will
- Open up my heart and I will show it
- Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
- Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
- wake up and smell the coffee
- Shaving my Face vs Waxing my Legs
- The die is cast, you will cut the mustard or face the music
- wake up hair
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- I can't wake up
- Reasons To Wake Up
- It is difficult to wake up to the empty spots
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- Having to sit next to my ex on my flight from Chicago
- Brighton Daddy Long Legs
- You will suffer long term physiological damage if you swallow that gum!
- ...and a wake up
- anemotis's morning wake up call
- Wake up
- And then one day you wake up
- your name, once I wake up
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
- Up the Long Ladder
- The worst way to wake up
- The ocean will one day give up its dead
- What life after death will really be like
- Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
- wake up and find her still there
- You Never Wash Up After Yourself
- Stay for as long as you must, leave as soon as you will.
- wake up, drunk sleep silence
- Boys That Will Never Grow Up
- The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
- watching the sun come up
- Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
- After the Wake
- When you wake up feeling old
- maybe everything will work out after all
- The long waking up
- Smoking a cigarette after having an orgasm
- Having sex up against a wall
- I will not help you beat yourself up
- This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
- Shaving your face with a leg razor
- Watching "a long good-bye," caring for an Alzheimer's patient
- Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
- blow up in your face
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Daddy Long Legs
- I wake up so energized
- Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
- Wake up with the king
- we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
- Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
- Cleaning up after oil rig workers
- face up
- I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
- And her legs went on forever, like staring up at infinity
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- She wakes me up by tickling my feet
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- After the torchlight red on sweaty faces
- Wake up!
- sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
- Sit Down, Shut up & Hang On!
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- Why the bell of a Tuba faces up instead of toward the audience
- what are all those long dead ancient masters up to now?
- Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
- What will occur the day after Windows NT becomes open source
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- What will happen after humans are extinct?
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
- Love will fill us up, will make us better than
- Clean up after the Baby Boomers
- I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- Cold, no blankets, watching the sun come up for air
- When Renny wakes up
- Nice Legs, Shame About Her Face
- Now she's in my doorway, accusing me with her soft breasts and long legs, strong hips.
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
- I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
- Lifetimes are catching up with me
- How to urinate standing up
- Tied up tight, like a bride on her wedding night
- I cough up butterflies
- 06:21:03:11 Up Evil
- Clearing Up Some Misconceptions: Donation Box
- I pick up countries and scatter them down
- Shut up and jump
- I paved paradise, and put up this, like, bigass parking lot
- Five Up
- You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
- I woke up in a bed I did not know
- We did not make this up
- fed up (user)
- Up, Simba
- The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
- After the Sea-Ship
- The Kraken Wakes
- After love
- People watching
- After eating whalemeat
- Watching Robyn Hitchcock
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- watching humanity move into Manhattan with the measured flow of blood
- Applauding after a movie
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- Speciation after the Fall
- Will Shortz
- Bedtime for Bonzo
- Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
- Why did the chicken cross the playground?
- Capitalism will save the environment
- How to cross the road in Montreal
- Will I ever know?
- 84 Charing Cross Road
- You will lose everything you love making your point
- Cross Site Scripting
- The meek shall inherit the Earth... the rest of us will take the stars!
- Scandinavian cross
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- weeping cross
- John Lennon's will
- The beatings will continue until morale improves
- straight face
- Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
- How to feminize a masculine face
- If you want lonely I will give you white water flapping against a little boat
- Why dogs lick your face
- Siberia will teach
- The amazing sticker movement will change your life
- face the music
- You will look absurd and you will feel inert
- Baby Face Nelson
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