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• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I have lots of gay friends
• I have a friend
• You have __ friends! (e2poll)
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• i have to get out
• Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Type A blood
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• Books you loan out to expand friends' minds
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• What have you done for me lately?
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Finding out your friend is a lesbian
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• How to have an out of body experience
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• I would like to have emotions
• Know your pets
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
• Falling out of love with friends
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• that clean air smell. like living on a mountain and hanging your clothes out to dry.
• The Geeks have Inherited the World.
• leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• Like A Friend
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• If you liked it you should have put a Ching on it
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• Finding out you have cancer
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• When living we have need of Death
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Actors who have played Hitler
• Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Using a command line
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Falling out of love with your best friend
• I have crossed over the geek girl line
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• You have your work cut out for you
• Friends who fuck
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Religious Society of Friends
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• invisible friend
• Friends of Narnia
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• On the Night of a Friend's Wedding
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• A Friend in the Dark
• We're screwed, my friends
• Sophie's Imaginary Friends
• My African friend
• More than friends
• What to do if all your friends are losers
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Who Are We Living For?
• Baptist jokes
• Have a buck
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• Animals people have sex with
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• Have a Honeymoon with yourself
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• How many times have we fallen in love?
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Why drinking fountains have 2 holes
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I didn't always have this cool job
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• Wild Tigers I Have Known
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I HAVE CANDY GET IN THE VAN
• May I Have This Dance?
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• I could have known everything for five dollars
• Save Water - Shower with a Friend
• Living Like Weasels
• Just friends syndrome
• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
• Old Friends are Reunited
• Making friends with your enemies
• boss i made a new friend
• Fingerfucking your best friend
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter III
• The Slug Bearers of Kayrol Island, or, The Friends of Dr. Rushower
• Man's best friend? (e2poll)
• there’s no substitute for friends
• Superman's Girl Friend Lois Lane #111
• real friends twist the knife

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