Findings:

• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Don't leave me alone
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm not in love, set me free
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Don't Give Me Names
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Don't Pass Me By
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• Bleed Like Me
• Talk to me
• eyed me like a female mantis
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• I don't like moving.
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• Loves me like a bottle
• I wish you would talk to me
• Don't call me Asian
• Come Talk To Me
• I'm The Man
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• customers don't trust me
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• I don't like the drugs
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• love like you don't need the money
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• you don't talk much
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• I don't like grass
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• My Company Likes Me
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I Don't Like Mondays
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Do you like me?
• Republican Like Me
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't Say You Love Me
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Half-sour pickle
• A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
• He brings me books like flowers
• Don't stand so close to me
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• I don't like my smile
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• That man bit me
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Don't call me Debbie
• Why I stopped being a vegetarian and ate meat like a real red-blooded American MAN
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Listen to me!
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Please Don't Bury Me
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Angry Man is Following Me
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• treat me like a woman
• You Gotta Walk It Like You Talk It
• Talk like a pirate day
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't tread on me
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Don't Blame Me
• Don't wait up for me
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• My first comet
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• You like me, you really like me!

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