The most pretentious, caustic, and garishly-adorned SUV on the planet. It is actually just a Ford Expedition with fancy, Lincoln-esk stylings, but that doesn't make it any better. This beast is about 10 feet wide and damn near 20 feet long. It weighs 5,000 pounds, and gets a ghastly 14.5 miles per gallon. It is driven by pretentious, uncaring bastards with more money than they know what to do with ($40,000 and up to own), and with no concern that they will kill the occupants of smaller cars if they get into an accident.