Findings:

• like you're blind but still can see
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• But I Like You
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• But can you still cry like a child?
• War is hell but men like it
• Hot pursuit
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• It's cooler than eating shit, but not as cool as munching pussy.
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• Cat Butt
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• Beautiful, but wrong
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• Disabled, but able to rock!
• I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
• Your hands are in my hair, but my heart is in your teeth
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• butt rock
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Sane but Overwhelmed (user)
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• Butt Science Direct (user)
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• But is it local?
• Water cooler bong
• "Dude" has evolved into a unisex term
• This time vote like your whole world depended on it
• Like tears in rain
• I don't like moving.
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• Sew, old woman, sew like the wind!
• Soup that eats like a meal
• Just like tomato soup
• She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
• Why I like sex
• A Smart Kid Like You
• This isn't what it looks like
• Tasty like a raindrop
• Like Origami
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Like Spinning Plates
• It's like snowflakes
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• Fragile like a falling tear
• Broken like a cheap Barbie
• fruit flies like a banana
• Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
• heard that liked it bought the tape (document)
• Bikes need regular service just like cars
• like (user)
• I like that heavy name. I will carry it.
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• serendipity, or something like it
• What It's Like
• smile like ashes and grey clouds
• Like a day without sunshine
• Smile Like You Mean It
• Electro-tango sounds like elevator music
• more like a destructive force of nature than a teacher
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• the lightning strike sounded like a car falling out of the sky
• paranoid android (user)
• Every Which Way but Loose
• But my computer really IS possessed
• butt breath
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• It's cold today, but not cold enough for an ice storm
• Soon, I will run... but not away
• I'm not racist but...
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• OPSEC, counterintelligence, and vague but credible threats
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• and my heart sings of cupboards opening by rainbow seashore but
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• Brazilian Butt Augmentation
• But it isn't
• They are all pretty but fading.
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• Barefoot Cooler
• dude
• dude, where's my bike?
• My cat's breath smells like cat food
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• As You Like It I.i
• The universe is flickering like my television set
• I'd like to buy the world a Coke
• What does nuclear fusion smell like?
• Time flies like an arrow
• voting is like judging skating
• Look! That x looks like Jesus!
• love like a knife
• Built like a brick shithouse
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• New York's Alright if You Like Saxophones
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• Eh, you like beef?
• Like a sunshine harpsichord
• Dear beautiful like an orange blossom: What is the nice surprise?
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• I barely like you sober
• Nothing Like Bolero
• I felt like a shadow casting a man
• A Love Like Blood
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.
• Hard like fucking stone
• Sometimes you feel like a nut (e2poll)
• the squealing bride, like a stuck pig
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• like a greasy chip butty
• There are no cases like mine, Doctor.
• Like the 309
• dreams that come sporadically in the night like Viking longships to burn you to the ground and steal your rationality
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• A Pinprick is nothing like a Paper Cut
• Things are a bit like other things
• That's my heart lying in the gutter there; a heart like a shattered banana.
• Butted mail
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Not atheist, but what then?
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• I come to the garden... but not alone
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• To wear nothing but steam
• butt plug
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• different but equal
• I am nothing but my sins
• indomitable in battle against a beautiful, but harsh landscape
• We said nay, we are but men
• Nobody's fault but mine
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• pretty, but
• But beauteous fields lie just before me

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