Two boys are splashing around in a small pond and laughing.  Suddenly, it
starts to rain.  Thunder can be heard in the distance.

			BOY 1
		Let's get out of here!

			BOY 2
		I'm stayin'.  I'm not a scaredy-cat!

Despite the fact that this pond is no larger in area, than, say, a 7-11, 
DEEP SIX emerges from under the water in a pressurized bathyscopic suit.

			DEEP SIX
		No, but you could be a dead cat!

			BOY 2
		Deep Six!

			DEEP SIX
		Quick, swim to shore!

They both head for the shore.

		At even the hint of a thunderstorm get right out of the 
		water!

			BOY 2
		Thanks, your advice is--

A bolt of lightning hits the water.
	
		--electrifying!

			DEEP SIX
		If this happens again, you'll know what to do!

			BOY 2
		Now I know!

			DEEP SIX
		And knowing is half the battle!

Another G.I. Joe Public Service Announcement.

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