Findings:
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Stoned music memories
- Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- It is their very life
- When I Get Low I Get High
- You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
- Life. Get one. (user)
- When life gives you shit
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
- But life is hard when the written word is your first language
- When your life has become a Radiohead song
- Gotta get out
- When Life Becomes An Acid Trip
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- When life hands you lemons, throw them back.
- When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
- Gotta Get Over Greta
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- Why I still pay (part of) E2's bills
- When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
- When keys on keyboards get switched
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- When life gives you lemons
- Things to do when technology gets here
- Get a Life
- When did the World get so old?
- When each had their own personal anthem
- Got to Get You into My Life
- When too much Dungeons and Dragons changes your religion
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
- How to get the electorate to vote against their interests
- We gotta get out of Des Plaines!
- Carelessly their feet trod upon life, extinguishing it
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
- When the dragon is slain
- Life sucks. Get over it.
- When I get like this
- When did everyone get so attractive?
- When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
- Get a life!
- When I get mad I throw harder
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- I don't mind it when authors take their time
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- Life will get easier
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- I Get Hungry When I Shift
- When life gives you demons...
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- No one gets out of this life alive
- Taking on a Life of Their Own
- needs must when the Devil drives
- When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
- We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- when the weather's good we get the wood
- Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
- the devil to pay
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
- I've Gotta Get a Message to You
- We Gotta Get Out Of This Place
- This life of yours is their revenge
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- When life changes forever
- Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
- I'll get there when I get there
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
- It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- When life gives you lemons make lemonade
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Life sucks, get a helmet
- when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
- You get what you pay for
- The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
- Life gets in the way of words
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- Life is easiest when living on the lawn
- imagine that when you die you relive the last few seconds of your life
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- We get too tense when we drive
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- When non-pitchers get to pitch
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- When in doubt, get horizontal
- Lead A Normal Life
- the elixir of life (user)
- Bill Dixon
- Life is a clique
- Incomplete two-word sentences with which to end your life
- They made life together, alone in themselves
- Bill's Tomato Game
- wild life brad (user)
- post no bills
- while she sleeps, i write myself into her life
- Bill Wilson
- The Life to Which We've Become Accustomed
- Bill Stirling
- Zombie Insourcing Offers Life After Death
- How a bill becomes a law in the United States
- The Sex Life of Subatomic Particles
- Bill Sharman
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- Bill Henson
- My life story
- Bloody Bill Anderson
- bill Rentz (user)
- Love Is Not Constantly Wondering If You Are Making the Biggest Mistake of Your Life
- Summoning the Devil
- God sends beer, the Devil sends more beer
- Real Red Devil's Food Cake
- The one with the expense account pays
- Devil's Own
- Equal Pay Act of 1963
- pay pay (user)
- cute devil (user)
- Devil's Postpile (node_forward)
- the velocity with which their foreheads hit the floor
- Advanced Dungeons and Dragons Core Rules CD-ROM
- Their Eyes Were Watching God
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- Bel and the Dragon
- These images in their contrivance were the utter epitome of unconscious inertia
- Dragons of Earth
- to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
- Kiss of the Dragon
- differences between dragons, wyverns and dragonets
- In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
- Dragon Quest VI
- To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries
- And I don't even know their names
- Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
- When I said yes
- Cornish faery
- What to do if you get in a car accident
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- How to get people to leave you alone
- Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
- Get hit with the blocks
- When your mind races, who wins?
- Get on the Bus
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