• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Let's all have an orgy!
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• To let him know
• He who has ears, let him hear
• let's run away together and have an adventure
• Let them have Festivas
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Let him gather thee cherries that got thee with child
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• o come let us adore him
• We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• How many times have we fallen in love?
• Does Everything2 have the Buddha nature?
• Why electrical cords have holes in the prongs
• What lips my lips have kissed
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I believe you have my stapler
• We'll always have Paris
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• you have to wear clothes
• Have you argued for a false truth?
• Our calendars have no meaning
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• Tell him, she told me
• Let
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• Who Let the Gophers Out?
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• Let your spirits dance, brothers everywhere
• lets party (user)
• let me love you (user)
• Let me dream if I want to
• let it rain
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• We have learned our lessons well
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Celebrities I have served
• I have one whole anus
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Knots I have known and loved
• Stoned music memories
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• I Have Zero Fish (user)
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I have no idea!! (user)
• What The Dukes of Hazzard and Mystikal have in common
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
• I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Words have power
• I have failed
• You Have To Burn The Rope
• Movies that should have been books first
• Have One On Me
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Evangelist directs him
• As Nature Made Him
• What makes him so goddamned special?
• To Know Him Is to Love Him
• Billie Letts
• just hold me, and let me weep
• O Come, Loud Anthems Let Us Sing
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you
• All you ever did was let it happen
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Fight Clubs I have known
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• You have your work cut out for you
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• have (user)
• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• sometimes the ugliest faces have the warmest smiles
• we have sought the ugliest things
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• Just give him the damned fish
• Heart! We Will Forget Him!
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• I never learned how to stop loving him
• Let's Make a Deal
• Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
• Let me set the record straight
• Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
• If God was willing to let it be
• Let the Eagle Soar
• Let's Kill Saturday Night
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Let's get together, chat, drink tea, shoot each other with handguns
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• Have Blue (user)
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• I have a dream
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• I have this delusion
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• A reason to drink
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Some flies have all the luck
• Dooby and Katrinka Have an Idea
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• You have to return something if it's borrowed
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• The terrorists have already won
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue

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