Findings:

• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• let's run away together and have an adventure
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Let's all have an orgy!
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Let them have Festivas
• People want what they cannot have
• For God's sake, just have another election
• The screen where you have to press reset
• Type A blood
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I have no idea!! (user)
• What The Dukes of Hazzard and Mystikal have in common
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
• I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Words have power
• I have failed
• You Have To Burn The Rope
• Movies that should have been books first
• Have One On Me
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
• Don't let the bed bugs bite
• Weathered cheek and kindly eye, let the wanderer go by
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Let's Get Solsticed! A Midwinter's Nodermeet in Melbourne
• Do not let this groove fool you
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Let's Call the Whole Thing Off (e2poll)
• Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
• UN International Celebrations
• Have you found Jesus?
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• I have no complaint
• We're trying to have a baby
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I have a punklin and you don't
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• The Universe intended for us to have biscuits
• Fight Clubs I have known
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• You have your work cut out for you
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• have (user)
• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• sometimes the ugliest faces have the warmest smiles
• we have sought the ugliest things
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• You. Motherless, fatherless, apparition. I have arms for you.
• Letts
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• let sleeping dogs lie
• How equal temperament lets you transpose sampled chords
• Let him gather thee cherries that got thee with child
• Bizarre psychology experiments
• Celebration Series
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Have You Ever Walked?
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Stereotypes have to start somewhere
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Dooby and Katrinka Have an Idea
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• You have to return something if it's borrowed
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• The terrorists have already won
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• The way things have always been done
• I have a Little Dreidel
• For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
• This is why we can't have nice things
• Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• Heart, have no pity
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Let's die a Romantic death together on the wings of freedom!
• Fuck art, let's dance
• to let her know
• Never Let Me Down Again
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Inside us all is a little person we are dying to let out
• Let's cripple the economy!
• lets get skinny (user)
• Let's Play
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• I have lots of gay friends
• We have learned our lessons well
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Celebrities I have served
• I have one whole anus
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Knots I have known and loved
• Stoned music memories
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• I Have Zero Fish (user)
• The path we have been walking
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• you have to stop growing mushrooms in your dishwasher
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• You have the right to remain silent
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• Have you been a dad today?
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Great holes secretly are digged where earth's pores ought to suffice, and things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl.
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• I do have some things to hide

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