A boy is standing on a rock overlooking the water. Another boy runs away
into the distance.

			BOY RUNNING AWAY
		See ya!

Suddenly, the rock crumbles away, tossing the OTHER BOY into the water.

			OTHER BOY
		AHHHH!  Help me!  Somebody help me!

A scuba diving man appears from beneath the waves.

			OTHER BOY
		Torpedo!

			TORPEDO
		Keep cool!  Use your head, don't lose it!
		Open and close your legs like a scissor!
		Keep up a steady rythym!  Now cup your hands downward 
		and move them in a figure-eight motion!

			OTHER BOY
		I'm treading water!

			TORPEDO
		You've got it!

An ambulance arrives with Duke inside.  Torpedo and the boy reach the shore, 
where the boy is handed a towel.  Torpedo continues his lecture, despite the 
fact that the kid falling in the water was a complete accident.

			TORPEDO
		Never play around water alone!

			OTHER BOY
		Now I know!

			TORPEDO
		And knowing is half the battle!

Another G.I. Joe Public Service Announcement.

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