Findings:
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the iBook instead
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- How to turn your boring job into a promising career
- How I learned to live with my noisy computer
- Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- Learn how to fly
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- How to Shit in the Woods
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- how i learned to love my peanut allergy and an elephant named bessy
- Yesterday I learned how to kiss
- whispers circles into my neck by soft fingers
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- The lottery is a tax on stupid people
- people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- How a little girl learns to ride a bike
- How to learn French swear words
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- How people avoid buying drinks
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- How to really impress people using division by 7
- How fast can blind people read?
- How to add Surround into a plain stereo system
- How the capital letters turned into the small letters
- How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- I learned how to be a prostitute in Nebraska
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- how to get into UCLA
- How to eat a Philadelphia soft pretzel
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
- Learn how to spell
- Know your pets
- Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- urges to smash people's heads into the concrete
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Capitalize, please
- Things people put up their butts
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
- People's 50 Most Beautiful People is a crock of shit
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- The art of stuffing people into boxes
- Turning a dorm room into a room
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Turn Off My TV
- Dipping your hand into molten lead
- Thou shalt learn how to spell
- Fixing a water damaged cell phone
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How Till Eulenspiegel's mother told him to learn a trade
- How to transform adjectives into adverbs in French
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- How to Lose Friends and Infuriate People
- look at how we fold perfectly into the night
- How I learned to stop practicing and love the something
- Helping someone learn how, and why, to appreciate text
- How to turn any number into a 9
- How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
- How I learned the secret of the pendulum from Japanese playground equipment
- How People Became People
- How I Became Stupid
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- How to Irritate People
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- How many special people change?
- How I Learned To Do Peyote
- How to get the electorate to vote against their interests
- How to sneak into the Atlanta Coca-Cola factory
- how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
- learn how to keep your heart open in hell
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
- The People who Fell into the Sky
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- From books people learn to remember, from mistakes to understand
- How to get people to leave you alone
- Dead links in writeups
- Stupid people
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- How the Dukes of Chandos acquired their wives
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- School is for stupid people
- If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Nice names for stupid people
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- People are basically stupid
- Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
- People's secrets show in their eyes
- Stupid movie reviews are killing people
- People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
- The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
- Stupid people are worse than commercial spammers
- Flaunting your sexuality
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
- How to avoid a car accident
- How to break into a car
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
- How can people listen to that crap?
- How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
- Ways to know how stupid you are really
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the LAPD
- How to screw with people's heads at the mall
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- How to avoid driving into your garage with your bike still on the car roof rack
- Learn how to drive, dammit!
- How Eulenspiegel crept into a beehive
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How Ozma Looked into the Magic Picture
- How to herd people in public
- How to learn any skateboarding trick
- How to jump into water from a height
- How to learn Japanese
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- Watermelon hookah
- And maybe the horse will learn how to sing
- How to "Have People"
- How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
- How to turn a crack house into a crack home
- How to jump into a pile of leaves
- How to convert musical notes to their Hz equivalent
- How Sprint fires people
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
- How to Make Friends and Influence People
- An American in Tours
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to learn anything fast
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- learn how to spell, mormon
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- Learn how to swear in different languages
- How books get into libraries
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- How I learned to stop worrying and love statistics
- Learn how to punctuate.
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- I never learned how to stop loving him
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love High Level Languages
- How to Choose the Best Programming Language to Learn for 2016
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- How high tech app helps people engage with birds
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- Learning to play the drums
- How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
- focus on people instead of ideas
- An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- the magic that was meant to capture the outlaw instead transformed him into a monster
- so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
- Things you learn when a woman moves into your flat
- trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
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