Findings:

• What I want from life
• To America with Love: Letters From The Underground
• from bad to worse
• Girl All The Bad Guys Want
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• from leptocephali to glass eels to elver eels, coming to America
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• Deer Hunting with Jesus: Dispatches from America's Class War
• Who wants a Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card from the FUNKY FRESH holliman?
• “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
• An internet big enough to give you everything you want to read is an internet big enough to take from you everything you want to read
• I want my Reality TV
• Proof that TV is bad for you
• Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
• Getting what you want from tech support
• What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
• Flushing out your enemies from their lair with bad rock music
• The Bad Girl's Guide to Getting What You Want
• An American in Tours
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• Songs from an American Movie Vol. 2: Good Time For a Bad Attitude
• How to wean kids from TV
• Letter From America
• LPPR: Remembering the dead from the war on drugs
• Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
• America's Most Wanted
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• Peculiarities of English pronunciation
• Laws from Mesopotamia
• Letter From My Father After the Death of My Mother
• I hate coming back from the bathroom with a wet ring
• The Man from Athabaska
• from the Gesta Romanorum
• A message from your .com CEO
• You think of Everything while saving your little brother from certain doom
• Creating a CD from shorten files
• The Thirteen Songs From the Red Chamber Dream
• The difficulty of spelling words from other languages
• From books people learn to remember, from mistakes to understand
• Swept from the Sea
• She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
• It takes the profit from 22 towels to pay for one package of copier paper
• Vintage Slide Collections from Seattle Volume 1
• How I learned the secret of the pendulum from Japanese playground equipment
• Deepstrike Mission from Hell
• English words from Latin numbers
• The Warriors from the North
• From the Earth to the Moon: 12: Urbi et Orbi
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Notes from the Underground: Preface
• Fish from the sky
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• You're here to save the world. Unfortunately, you live in a virtual world, detached from reality.
• Distilled from Dreams
• Sound Track from Film "Mabuta no Ura"
• The Pilgrimage from Deism to Agnosticism
• snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
• I got the stigmata from a bike on a long gravel road.
• Pandeism from First Principles
• a dog waits in New Jersey for a plane from Afghanistan
• Abortion from a man's perspective
• Water from fire
• Party Rescue Friend
• The Conciseness Rescue Team
• The Constitution of the United States of America
• Everything2 is not a TV set!
• Where would America be without Canada?
• BBC TV
• Only in America
• TV Station Icons
• Osama Bin Laden's Declaration of War on America in the Middle East Part 2
• TV Studio
• The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
• Lucy Does a TV Commercial
• Teach for America
• What does a woman want
• Colonial Law in America
• Captain America, Traitor?
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• Comics Magazine Association of America
• Is this what I want?
• Future Farmers of America
• Bugger this: I want a better world
• Cracking Up In Anytown, America
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Why do you want to get married?
• Bad Habit
• They Don't Want Me
• Bad math teacher
• For want of a nail
• Toupées made of cat hair are a bad idea
• Before we hire you, we want to gauge your degree of self-loathing
• Bad habits of the orangutans at the National Zoo
• I want my hovercar
• Bad News Bears
• What the world wants to know about newts
• Bad Wisdom
• Shit is a bad word
• Bad tippers in restaurants
• Bad Words
• The X-Files: I Want to Believe
• Bad Harzburg
• all she ever wanted
• The "It's just a few bad apples" London Meetup
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• Bad Leadership
• Bad Urach
• Do Whatever You Want All the Time
• Make Me Bad
• I want the decomposing grace of the forest floor
• God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
• The lost scene from Austin Powers 2
• Swear words from science fiction
• Not Heaving from my Ribb'd Breast Only
• An envelope from the previous systems administrator
• from a distance
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Excerpts from the US Dept of Labor's Dictionary of Occupational Titles
• Funny -- she looks much smaller from outside her head
• Letter from Birmingham Jail
• A Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, June 7, 1906
• Things I've learned about lesbians from porn
• From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs
• On an airplane from Birmingham to Salt Lake City, after Christmas with family
• Deleted scene from the movie "Short Circuit"
• The green Orion slave girl from Star Trek
• Fat Men from Space
• Impressions from a young revolutionary's life
• From Sidon to Tyre, or Death Surprised
• Why we learn from the Gods
• She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
• The Spy Who Came in from the Cold
• Searching E2 from a Mozilla location bar
• Things from another world
• Tales from Earthsea
• needle-sharp, whispered the voice from the cellar
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Back from the Sewers
• Snapshots from poets' high
• Humanoids from the Deep
• Scenes from a Mall
• Goke: Bodysnatchers from Hell
• Hits from the Bong
• From the Earth to the Moon: 19: A Monster Meeting
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• Notes From The Underground: Underground XI
• Suddenly alone among a million lives, far away from home
• Strange News From Another Star
• You could distinguish Miles from Coltrane.
• Notes from the Service Line
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• Songs from the Golem City
• Aphorisms from the Apologoumena
• Memoir from Antproof Case
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• I'd walk away from the dawn and leave for you
• we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
• Thirteen Tales from Urban Bohemia
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• Can I hear the echo from the days of '39?
• heavy rescue
• Justice League of America
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• Evangelical Lutheran Church in America
• more tobacco on TV
• Things I had not seen before coming to America
• Trigger Happy TV
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• TV Sucks
• Tintin in America
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Telling Lies in America
• Bjork on TV
• America's Army

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