Findings:
- Proof that TV is bad for you
- from leptocephali to glass eels to elver eels, coming to America
- Things you don't want to hear from your bank
- Deer Hunting with Jesus: Dispatches from America's Class War
- Flushing out your enemies from their lair with bad rock music
- The Bad Girl's Guide to Getting What You Want
- An American in Tours
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- Songs from an American Movie Vol. 2: Good Time For a Bad Attitude
- Who wants a Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card from the FUNKY FRESH holliman?
- Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
- "I want to make the milk," or, More Tales from Youth
- An internet big enough to give you everything you want to read is an internet big enough to take from you everything you want to read
- Getting what you want from tech support
- What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
- Letter From America
- I want my Reality TV
- LPPR: Remembering the dead from the war on drugs
- I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
- How to wean kids from TV
- America's Most Wanted
- from bad to worse
- Girl All The Bad Guys Want
- Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
- What I want from life
- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
- To America with Love: Letters From The Underground
- the end of America
- I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
- Diversity and Democracy in America, Britain and Europe. Pt 2 - PR and Multi-Party Democracy
- I Want to Tell You
- Wake me up if you still want me
- She wanted to go to Paris
- badd attitude
- I want to give all our smiling-bedroom-eye photographs away to strangers
- Why fucking cows is a bad idea
- Really Bad Compression
- All I wanted was a Pepsi
- Too much bad poetry on E2
- Everything Most Wanted (node_forward)
- it's just bad nerves
- Bad Days
- Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
- I want a Sexy Savage Saturday!
- Good News for People Who Love Bad News
- Revenge is bad
- Bad jokes and the nature of racism
- drugs that are as bad as DARE says they are
- Right to Censor
- Having run away from a wedding reception
- Brewing ale and porter from sugar and malt
- From a Letter from Stanislaus Joyce to James Joyce, October 10, 1905
- Water Balloon Olympics from the Tenth Floor
- Blast From the Past
- F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: Epilogue
- They Flee From Me
- Nothing could be further from the truth
- Where do babies come from?
- Burning from the Inside
- From Here to Eternity
- The only true freedom is freedom from the heart's desires
- X-Com: Terror from the Deep
- People just expect things from me
- Step away from the fridge, lardass!
- From Russia with Buzz
- From a Railway Carriage
- pro hominem
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- A view from the bottom of E2
- Rise O Days from your Fathomless Deeps
- A Confederate General From Big Sur
- Downloading stream-only mp3s from mp3.com
- As from the darkening gloom a silver dove
- Letter from Seiji Koga to Florian Von Banier, dated 1843
- Arguments for the perceived impending invasion of Earth by atomic-powered Killbots from Planet X
- Songs From the Black Hole
- Till I Hear It from You
- Woman From Tokyo
- Down the hill from University of California, Santa Cruz
- Love, as seen from the inside of my head
- Our Friends From Frolix 8
- I get up from my sleeping spot
- From the Earth to the Moon: 3: Effect of the President's Communication
- Straight from the heart
- It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
- The ground sucks the warmth from my bare and blistered feet
- For every delayed technology there is a sudden, completely unexpected advance that jumps at us from the shadows
- Less lust from less protein
- Bast watched me from the litter box
- The Consumer's Guide to Effective Environmental Choices: Practical Advice from the Union of Concerned Scientists
- Legislation to save us from our own stupidity
- My heart is nothing more than an engine forged from the remnants of a dead star
- That Man from Subs (user)
- Where do we go from here?
- waking from a fevered delirium
- The Nodegel from Yuggoth: The 2011 Halloween Horrorquest
- Mutants from a Place Called Hope, Michigan
- Gov't
- Rescue Remedy
- When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
- more tobacco on TV
- Trigger Happy TV
- North America
- TV Sucks
- America, Land of the Lawsuit
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- John Frum, King of America
- Bjork on TV
- Dozenal Society of America
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- Saddam's gift to America
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- Romance Writers of America
- What I really want to do is direct
- Sports culture in America
- I want your hands on me
- Radio Corporation of America
- The whole world doesn't want to hear your music
- Modern Woodmen of America
- I want to forget you
- WPA Guidebooks to America
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- America (the book)
- My ex-life wants to collect alimony
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- fuck america!
- The delicate women do not want to dance
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- Bad hair day
- I want my brother back
- bad at math
- Everything's Most Wanted (Archived) (document)
- bad form
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- I Want to Go Home!
- Why is it bad to compliment a woman's breasts?
- Sometimes I don't want to understand people
- Two out of three ain't bad
- I want to travel
- Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
- Wanted: One (1) Respectable Pot Activist
- How to Write Bad Poetry
- Bad Milk
- The bad guy dies by accident
- No such thing as a bad day
- Bad character
- bad boy (user)
- The one thing Superman was bad at
- The In Sound from Way Out!
- Happy Labor Day from Insomnia Boy
- Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
- Ramblin' Wreck from Georgia Tech
- The Revenge of the Teenage Vixens from Outer Space
- Tales from Topographic Oceans
- Big Willy from Philly (user)
- Letter From General N.F. Twining to Commanding General, Army Air Forces, 23 September 1947
- quoting incessantly from the Goon Show
- David Lynch's Cow banned from Cow Parade New York
- The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
- An Artistic Analysis of 2001: A Space Odyssey - Act 2: From the Earth to the Moon
- A Visit From St. Nicholas
- Singer from the Sea
- Highlighting pens from my youth
- And the hunter home from the hill
- Vampire Squid From Hell
- Mr. Spock's Music From Outer Space
- The revolution does not put dreams on trial. Nor does it save us from nightmares.
- Blaine, Blaine, James G. Blaine, Continental Liar from the state of Maine
- Good News from the Next World
- All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
- Henry Kissinger Live Via Telephone From Kent, Connecticut
- A love poem scrawled from one stranger to another
- from whence
- H-Day: Sweden's conversion from left to right side driving
- Retrieving lost coins from a vending machine
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
- many far and lost from home (document)
- Getting free computer parts
- The Hike From Hell. An Appalachian Trail E2 Noder Meet of Truly Nietzschean Proportions.
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