The crime solving boat! One of Homer Simpson's favorite shows. Bart and Lisa complain about its overused plot devices - there's always a canal, or an inlet, or a fjord. Homer will not have them badmouthing Knightboat.


          ANNOUNCER

     We now return to "Knightboat: The Crime Solving Boat"

          MICHAEL KNIGHT

     Faster, Knightboat!  We gotta catch those starfish 
     poachers!

          KNIGHTBOAT

     You don't have to yell, Michael.  I'm all around you.

          MICHAEL

     Oh no!  They're headed for land!

The poachers beach their powerboat, jump on motorcycles, and ride off.

     We'll never catch them now.

          KNIGHTBOAT

     Incorrect.  Look!  A canal!

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