A drink made on the Mystery Science Theater episode of the same name. It contains:
Chocolate ice cream.
Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries.
Peanut M&Ms.
Mrs. Butterworth's.
Circus Peanuts.
Mr. Pibb.
Marshmallow Peeps. Lots of Marshmallow Peeps.
Sweet Tarts.
Vanilla frosting.
Good-N-Plenty.
DO NOT ADD Wax Lips (that is a Vulcan Mind Probe).
Mix in blender. Pour into tulip glass and garnish with wind up shrew.

Upon drinking a Killer Shrew, Joel immediately fell over. My brother-in-law made one late one night with some friends. This produced painful stomach cramps and a desire to die. Other possible side effects include sugar highs, coma, and permanent dementia.