Findings:
- Marry, fuck, or kill?
- Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
- We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
- Smoking kills, or A true ghostwriter
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- Fuck it or kill it
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
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- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Killed By Death
- kill word
- How to kill an eel
- The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
- or i may simply be a single drop of rain
- Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
- Kill 'em All
- Accidental death odds
- Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
- The Man He Killed
- Kill Your Boyfriend
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Kill your sampler
- To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- to those killed by the Firestone tires
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
- How to kill a Sim
- Today I kill my child
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Seventeen ways to kill a sentence
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- Kill Your Television
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- Kill
- Or at least it used to be
- Kill time before it kills you
- kill -KILL
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- To be or not to be
- To Kill a Mockingbird
- I killed my father, I ate human flesh and I quiver with joy
- Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
- Be there or be square
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- Shoot Speed Kill Light
- I would kill my mother
- Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond
- Does Pot Kill Brain Cells?
- Camp Kill Yourself
- kill -9 dueling
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
- Apologies to the mouse I killed
- How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- Kill, Quakers, Kill!
- Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
- I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
- Kill the Poor
- Know your pets
- Kill Yourself
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
- I killed a pigeon
- Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
- Kill Zone
- Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
- Inhale. Kill. Exhale.
- If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
- Kill the chicken to scare the monkey
- Licence to Kill
- kill -BUS
- Kill the rich
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- This machine kills fascists
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- A Time to Kill
- spermicide kills
- how my computer nearly killed me
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- I Love You ... I'll Kill You
- How Prom nearly killed me
- Meat Kills
- Kill, kill; blood makes the grass grow!
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- What we think we know can kill us
- Who Killed the Jews?
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
- Kill Your Idol (user)
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- Solving a maze
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- Killed in Action
- Almost killed by an Elephant
- I could take this in doses large enough to kill
- The Medium Rare Hamburger That Won't Kill You
- kill -11
- computers kill kids
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
- Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
- I must die or be better
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
- We must remember them or they cease to be.
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- lost, or trying to be
- Gravity Kills
- do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
- Bikini Kill
- My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
- kill file
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- Kill Rock Stars
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Penn and Teller Get Killed
- A little child could never kill this clean
- Video Killed the Radio Star
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- One Shot One Kill
- Humane octopus killing
- A View to a Kill
- Rasputin: A hard man to kill
- They killed our Lord
- I think I killed it
- Someone please kill me
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- Let's Get Killed
- I Love to Kill
- Kill Yr Idols
- Be a model or just look like one
- kill -XCPU
- Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
- Kill two birds with one stone
- kill -PIPE
- I kill microbes for a living
- Society killed evolution
- High Time to Kill
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- Please Kill Me
- God Loves, Man Kills
- Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- Smoking can kill you
- Kill a rap
- AIDS Kills Fags Dead
- That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- How to kill a clown
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- To Kill a Dead Man
- I will kill you if I can
- Why does Man kill?
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