Findings:

• Making kids is free. The rest will cost you.
• eat out for free
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• eat
• eat out
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Eat my Shorts
• Rugby players eat their dead
• Eat Me
• Who shall we eat?
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• Eat Carpet
• Pop Will Eat Itself
• Don't shit where you eat
• The more you eat, the more there are
• I can eat a bicycle!
• When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
• Eat the rich
• Eat Static
• Do I dare to eat a peach?
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Eat your heart out, Steve
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• eat flaming death
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• Dog Eat Dog
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Meal, ready to eat
• Why your pet eats poop
• America Eats its Young
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• I will eat your soul
• It's rude for a vegetarian not to eat meat
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• How to eat a mango
• T.A.Z.: Communique #5: "Intellectual S/M Is the Fascism of the Eighties--The Avant-Garde Eats Shit and Likes It,"
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• Good Eats
• You can't eat a flag
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• You can eat sushi
• Jimmy Eat World
• Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
• How to eat an artichoke
• The perfect way to eat a Mars Bar on a sunny day
• I reserve the right to club you and eat your bones
• Eating kiwi fruit
• Why I eat sardines, and why you should too
• How does Metallica eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• How Does Dr. Dre Eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• Eat at Joe's
• You only live once, so eat an ice cream bar
• Soup that eats like a meal
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• you never want to eat somewhere you work
• I eat them by the handful
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• The "Eat Your Lawn" Party
• How to eat fruit with manners
• Eat and live!
• Mares Eat Oats
• All the gold you can eat
• How does a monkey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• Death is inevitable anyway. Eat up.
• I could eat a horse
• We are what we eat
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• the meat we eat
• and I eat you alive
• Why dogs eat grass
• Let them eat cake
• Chipirones en su tinta
• I'd eat in that bathroom
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Don't eat the brown acid
• Why eat imitation food?
• Watching you eat an apple
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Humans are designed to eat animals
• Why don't polar bears eat penguins?
• How to eat a shot glass
• Sex Sleep Eat Drink Dream
• How to eat an Oreo cookie
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Eat poop you cat
• In my world, Thanksgiving turkeys eat people
• Eat it, don't read it
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• Do not eat
• The Curious Eat Themselves
• Can I eat him, boss?
• Could a baby eat another baby?
• Is that to go, or to eat here?
• Eat any good books lately?
• I will eat you slowly with kisses
• I Eat Weeds and Trees
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
• Eating one cheeseburger does not mean an agreement to eat five
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• Eat the eyes first
• The proper way to eat a tompoes
• All you can eat
• No man can eat fifty eggs
• Ready to eat jelly
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Dare I eat a mango
• musical eat poop you cat
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• Eat me beat me lady
• Eat Drink Man Woman
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Fungus that eats Compact Discs
• Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em
• How to eat an ice cream cone
• How to eat a banana and keep your dignity
• If you want to die clean, eat your own pie
• Star Wars Kid: The Rise of the Digital Shadows
• eat life (user)
• Eat popcorn, drink coke
• Don't let your cat eat toothpaste
• I eat my peas with honey
• How to eat acorns
• Do muskrats eat ducks?
• How to kill, cook and eat a rat
• Leonard Nimoy should eat more salsa
• Don't Eat The Neighbours
• Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe
• How to Eat Fried Worms
• chatterlight (fullpage)
• Eat mor chikin!
• It's easier to drink on an empty stomach than to eat on a broken heart
• Eat Bertha's Mussels
• My car es El Coche Magnifico, or: The Oregon Trail Rally eats my dust
• the word eat he
• Beef: it's what's for starvation
• thefez sure can eat a lot of steak for a slim guy
• What to eat on the Atkins Diet
• The goldfish are going to eat you
• The kind of woman who eats ice cream in February
• Make oil companies obsolete! Eat more french fries!
• How to eat a Philadelphia soft pretzel
• Eat Bugs for Money
• How to eat a banana like a chimp
• I wanted to eat; I had fir-trees
• Eat The Runt
• Pete's Eats
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• Eat my socks (user)
• I eat every day with a ravenous appetite
• Eats, Shoots and Leaves
• Eating a live sea urchin while it's still squirming
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Wog Eat Wog World
• Eat And Be Merrie: A Tasty E2 Bakesale Fundraiser
• Drink coffee. Smoke cigarettes. Eat fire.
• Everybody Eat
• love to eat (user)
• eat me 2000 (user)
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Who eats what (e2poll)
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• eat (user)
• Just as the dogs eat bone
• Pet python eats Cambodian boy
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• I eat a lot of Dick's in the summertime
• Tigers Eat Hearts
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• DO NOT EAT THE URINAL CAKES
• Eat shit or puke trying
• You eated my cookie?

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