Song Title: Checkin' In
From: The Simpsons
Episode Number: 4F23
Episode Title: The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson

Text:


How do you find the defendant?

He's guilty of mayhem, exposure indecient.
Freaked-out behavior both chronic and recent.
Drinking and driving, narcotics possession.
And that's just page one of his ten page confession!

I should put you away where you can't kill or maim us,
but this is LA and you're rich and famous!

I'm checkin' in
He's checkin' in
I'm checkin in
Checkin', checkin' in

No more pills or alcohol, no more pot or demerol,
no more stinkin' fun at all!
I'm checkin' in!

He's checkin' in! He's checkin' in!

No more looking pale and thin, no more bugs beneath your skin!

Hey, that's just my aspirin!

Chuck it out!
You're checkin' in!

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