• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• I smile just because you exist
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Bullshit squared is still just bullshit
• Just because it happened to you
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• earn your bullshit
• Everything you just read is bullshit
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• because it wasn't just the air
• just because
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• Earned damnation
• Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
• Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
• My Very Energetic Mother Just Sat Upon Nine Pies
• a just cause
• That's just crazy talk
• he just died
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
• Casual sex: it's not just for 'sinners' anymore
• If I could just watch myself burn
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• Lord I Just Can't Keep from Crying
• I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
• you know that I'm just a deadboy
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Just Like the Fambly Cat
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• It's obvious you've never owned a vagina
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• Because I'm an adult
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Look, look! I can write inane bullshit too!
• Just Do It
• Just how old is James, exactly?
• Another another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Just How You Feel
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Just wearing black won't take care of that
• Denial isn't just a river in Egypt
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• Just to see where the bullets come from
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• skeptics would say that it's just light dancing beneath the eyelids
• The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
• Friendship's just another kind of love
• landed just a little south of Moline
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• we can all just be around other people
• They're working on a six year drought (just so you know)
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• My Fascinatingly Detailed Teen Angst Bullshit Day Log - Part 1
• earn your spurs
• Just for the hell of it
• I'm just a bill
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• economics is just a tool
• Today, just for once
• I just had this thought of summer past
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
• She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• just now
• The difference between just and equal temperament
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• Just another night on the town
• It's not a sermon, just a thought
• Just Cause
• Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• Everything You've Done Wrong
• Because that would make sense
• Because I love you
• Pity me not because the light of day
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Give As You Earn
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Just friends syndrome
• I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• English is just bad ASL
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• The floor is just a giant shelf
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• You find that your life is just the mascara on your pillow
• you're just a transparent gif in the dark
• just another room (room)
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• So you've decided to start smoking
• You've Got Gold (user)
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• It's not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It's because you're fat.
• because i am scared of pain
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• The Boston Bikerdykes' Blood Orgy of Bullshit and Fags
• It's so crazy it just might work
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• Tomorrow's just an excuse away
• I just work here
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Lovely, just lovely
• A monkey is for life, not just for Christmas
• just a friend
• Just a word before tomorrow
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• Just beyond the shadows of depression
• God's just looking for a few good humans
• Just be home in time for supper
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• No heaven. No hell. Just science.
• I'm just sayin'
• Relax, it's just a daylog.
• It's lonely in the city, just you and the moon
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• just a small holy moment to hold onto
• It's obvious you've never owned a penis
• love like you've never been hurt
• You've been warned.
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Because it all burns up

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